You frickin' moron you have been sent to the Flex World
reported for too much flex on me
You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!
wow, I got p2p on tf2, well, time to quit tf2
Oh your quitting? no problem, just give me all your stuff
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
hey guys, it's me opti haha yea. cool, so i just wanna, well, its just that, well uhh hehe well haha omg anyways so, yea, I just wanna ask
where the pussy products at
* Default dance intensifies*
Beatin’ so hard you think I was a drum!
I feel so bad for my friend, just stole his crush
Friends don't steal friend's soft drinks, smh.
Cunt, what friend are you?
Yeah, I don't really think it's an accomplishment to fuck someone elses couch cushion
“I'm ♥♪!?, but it’s hard to pronounce so... Call me "Geno”after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.”
Maybe I’ll be Tracer
OH MY FUCKING GOD, FINALLY, THIS SITE LET ME FUCKING ACCESS MY ACCOUNT AFTER A FUCKING YEAR
I want to be me.. the one who does the hard work... I wanted to keep going this me, was my... you won’t be remembered, Edward..
Where are we going?
Imagine if cum was white instead of red? Haha.
I’d rather not
What are you? Gay?
i make my return to the site
Another libtard rekt. - Ben Shapiro
In this world, either you crank that Soulja Boy, or that Soulja Boy cranks you.
Happy Belated Birthday!
A huge Happy Birthday to the Dingest of the Dongs! Hope you had a great one! ;)
Hello fellow gamers! How are you? Gaming I hope?!
Happy belated B-Day Opti, hopefully you stayed OPTIMISTIC that I would wish you a happy b day ;)
I am now sixteen years old. What a gamer.
Rest in Peace Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you were No.1. God speed, you magnificent bastard.
I watched the shit out of Lazytown when I was younger, his passing made a big impact on me
is duckhunt allowed outside of pool?
I’ve noticed, as school starts, the forums die.
Forums die reguardless of school or not
Pyro takes skill!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Yeah, I've only met a few people who know how to hold down two buttons at once for an extended period of time.
@DoctorDingDong I’ve met a lot of heavy mains too
In time you will know what it's like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same.
*tips fedora* Nice try FBI, but I’m on incognito mode AND taped my webcam
I see you can post stuff again
You...... You should’ve gone for the head...
We not gonna speak about how realistically he still wouldn't have been able to snap?
He could’ve used the Reality Stone to make it look like he snapped?
what? no he has to snap for it to work, if he impaled him through the spine he wouldn't have been able to move his arms, or any part of his body
Morning! Today’s forecast calls for Blue Skies!
And today's new forecast calls for Hail!
I know this entire song don't tempt me
Running down the avenue, seeing how the sun shines bright!
I hear the drums echoing tonight!
She's coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
sike. hurry boy she's waiting there for you. also rocket man is better :3
If you call me a name, I’ll be forced to make a giant penis in your Minecraft server.
You’re a name. :)
Haha look at this Optimistic loser. Haha you're Optimist.
Thats it! I’m getting Dark to ban you from the MC server, that doesn’t exist.
Holy shit, is that a bear?
Custom LR: Do the Stanky Leg
Country rooooads, take me hoooome.
one happy year on idleserver!
Didn’t realise how much I missed Jailbreak until I had played a round yesterday, never thought I’d miss TF2 Jail Roleplay.
if we're a spectrum of things does that mean i'm a spectrum of gay?
server i was moderating last night really made me think about alot of things
You're definitely on some sort of spectrum, bud. :P
Leaving this world isn’t as scary as it sounds.
You already made that post
Turns out I'm trash
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.......
Ouch that bites... Like a spider.
*life but every tragedy has "the best day ever" playing over it*
The Devil went to Georiga, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, because he was way behind, and he was lookin’ make a deal.
“lookin’ make a deal”
J O H N N Y R O S E N U P Y O U R B O W A N D P L A Y Y O U R F I D D L E H A R D
B E C A U S E H E L L H A S B R O K E IN G E O R G I A A N D T H E D E V I L D EA LS A T L A R G E
69 and Post Malone are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen
@daily Happy Birthday man, enjoy that Orange Fanta.
Finally got back into my account
idleserver is epic
I think a hijacker attempted to scam me
Welcome to Steam
indeed, the dude was literally criminal
Happy Birthday Cobra! Hope you have a good one :)
Little late in responding, but thanks!
There's this really cute piece of grass out in front of my house. I haven't seen her all winter, but I think I'm gonna ask her out!!!
I just fucking died laughing for 10 minutes...oh my god
I love you so much Ding Dong.
This is the best status post on the forums.
Gonna muster the strength to ask out a girl monday, cheers.
nah, just pull a meliodas and reject everyone till you get the hottest preppiest chick to ask you out just to prove to everyone else she could get the guy they all wanted, say yes, then dump her a week later, now you can go for any chick in the school
or keep cutting yourself until you ask her, like what i did...
Well there’s some approaches.
I’m a dog woof
I'm a cat meow
shoot servers are going down no ;-;
They already went down
N O T P R O F I T A B L E
Woowee! I knew you could do it, Mac! You’re the greatest of all time!! And no one can ever take that from you baby! 76 (74 KO)-1.
Coming back to a server near you: MouthyCobwa, assuming I can find some freetime as I've taken on a lot of work to get back up and going
Nothing is perfect in a video game
Separate names with a comma.