Yo it's spring break where is everyone?
I don’t have spring break until April
I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.
Ay I got hepatitus C and 3 nutsacks I don't know if I should stop eating bowls or should I eat silverware instead?
Finally got my PC set up And I am excited to play tf2 again
Yes come back to hell with us
biddy spaghetti don’t go back! it’s a war zone!
Wanna throw hands bro?
Square up my NIce friend
Happy Birthday Arc! Hope you had a great one! :)
Heh, thank you. I really didn't expect anything on here.
A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.
I fell from space not heaven
quote time "dreams are just motivators for normal people to do great things"
So I should go get laid for having a wet dream huh
"Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"
It was my grandpa
Tell ‘em to make it count.
do you want to commit not breath?
why commit not breath when you can commit not alive
It must be an impersonator! (Joke)
I deadass read it as squirt, need to clear my mind first
@MrSoupCan you on that freaky shit
Doctor Bright is not allowed to post memetic hazards to forums on the internet. Except maybe 4chan. He’d be doing the gene pool a favor.
The Big 20! Happy B-Day Zaeed hope you're havin a good one!
What is the first season?
I just shot a bank and now i am a lvl. 35 Boss
Is my Klok working? Because it says it’s time for someone's birthday! Lol Happy B-Day Sky!
Thank you i'm having a good birthday so far
In this world, you crank that Soujia Boy or that Soujia Boy cranks you.
Hit or Miss But I'm already Tracer
if you're single does that make you a singularity?
because most people arent sad lonely retards
Who’s next? I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!
Update: My girlfriend and I are still together!
Edit: raise your hand if you give a shit
New discord, Emile#0004.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas Idlefamily!
You’re a day early and it’s “happy holidays”
Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
k let’s rebuild my soul
ur epic and sumply v funy haha
I am alive for once
No need to lie there buddy
You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You frickin' moron you have been sent to the Flex World
reported for too much flex on me
You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!
wow, I got p2p on tf2, well, time to quit tf2
Oh your quitting? no problem, just give me all your stuff
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
hey guys, it's me opti haha yea. cool, so i just wanna, well, its just that, well uhh hehe well haha omg anyways so, yea, I just wanna ask
where the pussy products at
Beatin’ so hard you think I was a drum!
I feel so bad for my friend, just stole his crush
Friends don't steal friend's soft drinks, smh.
Cunt, what friend are you?
Yeah, I don't really think it's an accomplishment to fuck someone elses couch cushion
“I'm ♥♪!?, but it’s hard to pronounce so... Call me "Geno”after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.”
Maybe I’ll be Tracer
OH MY FUCKING GOD, FINALLY, THIS SITE LET ME FUCKING ACCESS MY ACCOUNT AFTER A FUCKING YEAR
I want to be me.. the one who does the hard work... I wanted to keep going this me, was my... you won’t be remembered, Edward..
Where are we going?
Imagine if cum was white instead of red? Haha.
I’d rather not
What are you? Gay?
i make my return to the site
Another libtard rekt. - Ben Shapiro
In this world, either you crank that Soulja Boy, or that Soulja Boy cranks you.
Happy Belated Birthday!
A huge Happy Birthday to the Dingest of the Dongs! Hope you had a great one! ;)
Hello fellow gamers! How are you? Gaming I hope?!
Happy belated B-Day Opti, hopefully you stayed OPTIMISTIC that I would wish you a happy b day ;)
I am now sixteen years old. What a gamer.
Rest in Peace Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you were No.1. God speed, you magnificent bastard.
I watched the shit out of Lazytown when I was younger, his passing made a big impact on me
is duckhunt allowed outside of pool?
I’ve noticed, as school starts, the forums die.
Forums die reguardless of school or not
Pyro takes skill!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Yeah, I've only met a few people who know how to hold down two buttons at once for an extended period of time.
@DoctorDingDong I’ve met a lot of heavy mains too
In time you will know what it's like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same.
*tips fedora* Nice try FBI, but I’m on incognito mode AND taped my webcam
I see you can post stuff again
You...... You should’ve gone for the head...
We not gonna speak about how realistically he still wouldn't have been able to snap?
He could’ve used the Reality Stone to make it look like he snapped?
what? no he has to snap for it to work, if he impaled him through the spine he wouldn't have been able to move his arms, or any part of his body
Morning! Today’s forecast calls for Blue Skies!
And today's new forecast calls for Hail!
I know this entire song don't tempt me
Running down the avenue, seeing how the sun shines bright!
I hear the drums echoing tonight!
She's coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
sike. hurry boy she's waiting there for you. also rocket man is better :3
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