New Profile Posts

  1. Starlight
    Starlight
    Yo it's spring break where is everyone?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      I don’t have spring break until April
      Mar 19, 2019 at 6:26 PM
  2. Optimist
    Optimist
    I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.
  3. Starlight
    Starlight
    Ay I got hepatitus C and 3 nutsacks I don't know if I should stop eating bowls or should I eat silverware instead?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mar 18, 2019 at 8:01 PM
  4. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Finally got my PC set up And I am excited to play tf2 again
    1. Starlight and Mellow Yellow like this.
    2. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      Welcome back
      Mar 11, 2019
    3. Starlight
      Starlight
      Yes come back to hell with us
      Mar 11, 2019
    4. gamer
      gamer
      biddy spaghetti don’t go back! it’s a war zone!
      Mar 13, 2019
  5. Optimist
    Optimist
    Wanna throw hands bro?
    1. gamer
      gamer
      Square up my NIce friend
      Mar 5, 2019
  6. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Arcane
    Happy Birthday Arc! Hope you had a great one! :)
    1. Arcane
      Arcane
      Heh, thank you. I really didn't expect anything on here.
      Feb 25, 2019
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  7. Optimist
    Optimist
    A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.
  8. Starlight
    Starlight
    I fell from space not heaven
  9. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    quote time "dreams are just motivators for normal people to do great things"
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      So I should go get laid for having a wet dream huh
      Feb 17, 2019
  10. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    "Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It was my grandpa
      Feb 11, 2019
  11. Optimist
    Optimist
    Tell ‘em to make it count.
  12. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    do you want to commit not breath?
    1. gamer
      gamer
      why commit not breath when you can commit not alive
      Jan 25, 2019
    2. a pile of eevee
      a pile of eevee
      yo mama
      Jan 27, 2019
  13. Doc Holiday Punch
    Doc Holiday Punch wing
    *squints*
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    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It must be an impersonator! (Joke)
      Jan 24, 2019
    3. MrSoupCan
      MrSoupCan
      I deadass read it as squirt, need to clear my mind first
      Jan 25, 2019
      gamer likes this.
    4. gamer
      gamer
      Jan 25, 2019
  14. Optimist
    Optimist
    Doctor Bright is not allowed to post memetic hazards to forums on the internet. Except maybe 4chan. He’d be doing the gene pool a favor.
  15. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Zaeed Massani
    The Big 20! Happy B-Day Zaeed hope you're havin a good one!
  16. Starlight
    Starlight
    What is the first season?
  17. Optimist
  18. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    I just shot a bank and now i am a lvl. 35 Boss
    1. Optimist likes this.
  19. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Sky_Klokwork
    Is my Klok working? Because it says it’s time for someone's birthday! Lol Happy B-Day Sky!
    1. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      Thank you i'm having a good birthday so far
      Jan 7, 2019
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  20. Optimist
    Optimist
    In this world, you crank that Soujia Boy or that Soujia Boy cranks you.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  21. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    Hit or Miss But I'm already Tracer
  22. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    if you're single does that make you a singularity?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      because most people arent sad lonely retards
      Dec 29, 2018
  23. Optimist
    Optimist
    Who’s next? I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!
  24. Starlight
    Starlight
    Update: My girlfriend and I are still together!
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    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Edit: raise your hand if you give a shit
      Dec 27, 2018
    3. Dirt Savage
      Dirt Savage
      NANI?
      Dec 27, 2018
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      Congratulations
      Dec 27, 2018
      Starlight likes this.
  25. Optimist
    Optimist
    New discord, Emile#0004.
  26. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    Merry Christmas everybody!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
  27. Optimist
    Optimist
    Merry Christmas Idlefamily!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      You’re a day early and it’s “happy holidays”
      Dec 24, 2018
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    3. Optimist
      Dec 26, 2018
  28. Optimist
    Optimist
    Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
    1. gamer
      gamer
      k let’s rebuild my soul
      Dec 19, 2018
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      ur epic and sumply v funy haha
      Dec 19, 2018
  29. Starlight
    Starlight
    I am alive for once
    1. The God of Obby Himself
      The God of Obby Himself
      No need to lie there buddy
      Dec 22, 2018
      Mellow Yellow and tommyguns712 like this.
  30. Optimist
    Optimist
    You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  31. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    You frickin' moron you have been sent to the Flex World
    1. gamer
      gamer
      reported for too much flex on me
      Dec 11, 2018
  32. Optimist
    Optimist
    You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!
  33. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    wow, I got p2p on tf2, well, time to quit tf2
    1. gamer
      gamer
      Oh your quitting? no problem, just give me all your stuff
      Nov 29, 2018
  34. Optimist
    Optimist
    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
  35. Optimist
    Optimist
    hey guys, it's me opti haha yea. cool, so i just wanna, well, its just that, well uhh hehe well haha omg anyways so, yea, I just wanna ask
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
    2. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      where the pussy products at
      Nov 22, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  36. Optimist
    Optimist
    Beatin’ so hard you think I was a drum!
  37. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    I feel so bad for my friend, just stole his crush
    1. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Friends don't steal friend's soft drinks, smh.
      Nov 8, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      Cunt, what friend are you?
      Nov 8, 2018
    3. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Yeah, I don't really think it's an accomplishment to fuck someone elses couch cushion
      Nov 9, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  38. Optimist
    Optimist
    “I'm ♥♪!?, but it’s hard to pronounce so... Call me "Geno”after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.”
  39. Optimist
    Optimist
    Maybe I’ll be Tracer
  40. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    OH MY FUCKING GOD, FINALLY, THIS SITE LET ME FUCKING ACCESS MY ACCOUNT AFTER A FUCKING YEAR
    1. a pile of eevee
      Oct 27, 2018
    2. Optimist
      Oct 30, 2018
  41. Optimist
    Optimist
    I want to be me.. the one who does the hard work... I wanted to keep going this me, was my... you won’t be remembered, Edward..
  42. Optimist
    Optimist
    Where are we going?
  43. Optimist
    Optimist
    Imagine if cum was white instead of red? Haha.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      I’d rather not
      Oct 6, 2018
    2. Falcon
      Falcon
      What are you? Gay?
      Oct 7, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  44. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    i make my return to the site
    1. Falcon
      Falcon
      who
      Oct 2, 2018
      RedTF2 likes this.
  45. Optimist
    Optimist
    Another libtard rekt. - Ben Shapiro
  46. Optimist
    Optimist
    In this world, either you crank that Soulja Boy, or that Soulja Boy cranks you.
  47. Optimist
    Optimist DoctorDingDong
    Happy Belated Birthday!
    1. DoctorDingDong likes this.
    2. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      Thanks Optimist!
      Sep 13, 2018
  48. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye DoctorDingDong
    A huge Happy Birthday to the Dingest of the Dongs! Hope you had a great one! ;)
    1. DoctorDingDong and RedTF2 like this.
    2. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      Thanks Bill!
      Sep 11, 2018
  49. Optimist
    Optimist
    Never forget.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  50. Optimist
    Optimist
    Hello fellow gamers! How are you? Gaming I hope?!
  51. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Optimist
    Happy belated B-Day Opti, hopefully you stayed OPTIMISTIC that I would wish you a happy b day ;)
    1. Optimist likes this.
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      Thanks Bill.
      Sep 4, 2018
  52. Optimist
    Optimist
    I am now sixteen years old. What a gamer.
  53. Optimist
    Optimist
    Rest in Peace Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you were No.1. God speed, you magnificent bastard.
    1. Festive Michael Rosen
      Festive Michael Rosen
      I watched the shit out of Lazytown when I was younger, his passing made a big impact on me
      Aug 26, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  54. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    is duckhunt allowed outside of pool?
  55. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’ve noticed, as school starts, the forums die.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Forums die reguardless of school or not
      Aug 17, 2018
      Dark likes this.
  56. Optimist
    Optimist
    Pyro takes skill!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
    1. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      Yeah, I've only met a few people who know how to hold down two buttons at once for an extended period of time.
      Aug 11, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Aug 11, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  57. Optimist
    Optimist
    In time you will know what it's like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same.
  58. Zaeed Massani
    Zaeed Massani
    *tips fedora* Nice try FBI, but I’m on incognito mode AND taped my webcam
    1. Optimist likes this.
    2. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      I see you can post stuff again
      Jul 30, 2018
  59. Optimist
    Optimist
    You...... You should’ve gone for the head...
    1. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      We not gonna speak about how realistically he still wouldn't have been able to snap?
      Jul 30, 2018
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    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      He could’ve used the Reality Stone to make it look like he snapped?
      Jul 31, 2018
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    3. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      what? no he has to snap for it to work, if he impaled him through the spine he wouldn't have been able to move his arms, or any part of his body
      Jul 31, 2018
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  60. Optimist
    Optimist
    Morning! Today’s forecast calls for Blue Skies!
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    3. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      And today's new forecast calls for Hail!
      Jul 26, 2018
    4. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      I know this entire song don't tempt me
      Jul 28, 2018
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    5. Optimist
      Optimist
      Running down the avenue, seeing how the sun shines bright!
      Jul 29, 2018
  61. Optimist
    Optimist
    I hear the drums echoing tonight!
    1. Dark likes this.
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    3. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      She's coming in 12:30 flight
      Jul 18, 2018
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    4. Dark
      Dark
      The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
      Jul 19, 2018
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    5. Glowy
      Glowy
      sike. hurry boy she's waiting there for you. also rocket man is better :3
      Jul 24, 2018