The Raptors won the NBA Finals. Someone pass me a box of tissues, because I think I’m gonna cry.
That’s why you always go with the left when it comes to games.
Johnny said, “Devil come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”
Hey guys exams started today for me! You know what that means? crying. hours of crying
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Everywhere you go
Who got stardew valley
Sponge meh bob I have over severely dosed ketamine on Die and I am
On your left.
does anyone actually plays osu here?
Aye I do IGN: Shinereno Tablet player btw also play Mania
пицца без костей
I am a dog
I’ve been doing all this running around and one day, you wake up one day, and your legs. They just give, and you just can't run anymore.
sounds like you lost your left nut bro
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
Yo it's spring break where is everyone?
I don’t have spring break until April
Okay you got a fucked school m8
I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.
It's easily argued that time spent being enjoyed is hardly a waste
Ay I got hepatitus C and 3 nutsacks I don't know if I should stop eating bowls or should I eat silverware instead?
Finally got my PC set up And I am excited to play tf2 again
Yes come back to hell with us
biddy spaghetti don’t go back! it’s a war zone!
Wanna throw hands bro?
Square up my NIce friend
Happy Birthday Arc! Hope you had a great one! :)
Heh, thank you. I really didn't expect anything on here.
A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.
I fell from space not heaven
quote time "dreams are just motivators for normal people to do great things"
So I should go get laid for having a wet dream huh
"Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"
It was my grandpa
Tell ‘em to make it count.
do you want to commit not breath?
why commit not breath when you can commit not alive
It must be an impersonator! (Joke)
I deadass read it as squirt, need to clear my mind first
@MrSoupCan you on that freaky shit
Doctor Bright is not allowed to post memetic hazards to forums on the internet. Except maybe 4chan. He’d be doing the gene pool a favor.
The Big 20! Happy B-Day Zaeed hope you're havin a good one!
What is the first season?
I just shot a bank and now i am a lvl. 35 Boss
Is my Klok working? Because it says it’s time for someone's birthday! Lol Happy B-Day Sky!
Thank you i'm having a good birthday so far
In this world, you crank that Soujia Boy or that Soujia Boy cranks you.
Hit or Miss But I'm already Tracer
if you're single does that make you a singularity?
because most people arent sad lonely retards
Who’s next? I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!
Update: My girlfriend and I are still together!
Edit: raise your hand if you give a shit
New discord, Emile#0004.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Merry Christmas Idlefamily!
You’re a day early and it’s “happy holidays”
Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
k let’s rebuild my soul
ur epic and sumply v funy haha
I am alive for once
No need to lie there buddy
You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You frickin' moron you have been sent to the Flex World
reported for too much flex on me
You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!
wow, I got p2p on tf2, well, time to quit tf2
Oh your quitting? no problem, just give me all your stuff
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
hey guys, it's me opti haha yea. cool, so i just wanna, well, its just that, well uhh hehe well haha omg anyways so, yea, I just wanna ask
where the pussy products at
Beatin’ so hard you think I was a drum!
I feel so bad for my friend, just stole his crush
Friends don't steal friend's soft drinks, smh.
Cunt, what friend are you?
Yeah, I don't really think it's an accomplishment to fuck someone elses couch cushion
“I'm ♥♪!?, but it’s hard to pronounce so... Call me "Geno”after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.”
Maybe I’ll be Tracer
OH MY FUCKING GOD, FINALLY, THIS SITE LET ME FUCKING ACCESS MY ACCOUNT AFTER A FUCKING YEAR
I want to be me.. the one who does the hard work... I wanted to keep going this me, was my... you won’t be remembered, Edward..
Where are we going?
Imagine if cum was white instead of red? Haha.
I’d rather not
What are you? Gay?
i make my return to the site
Another libtard rekt. - Ben Shapiro
In this world, either you crank that Soulja Boy, or that Soulja Boy cranks you.
Happy Belated Birthday!
A huge Happy Birthday to the Dingest of the Dongs! Hope you had a great one! ;)
Hello fellow gamers! How are you? Gaming I hope?!
Happy belated B-Day Opti, hopefully you stayed OPTIMISTIC that I would wish you a happy b day ;)
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