Anyone seen the TV series called "The Magicians" I personally like
I watched the first season but never really got around to watching the second
A second ago I had a joke about short-term memory loss, but I forgot it...
Where we droppin’ boys?
Into a better game.
Loot Lake Fuckers
Tilted Towers obviously...
yesterday someone tried to opskins scam me, then i showed him a video of someone else doing the scam and he immediately unfriended me XD
lmao, theres like 3 people trying to friend me rn. 1 guy got multiple vacs, other guy is privated profile. Fishy isn;t it?
@Mango Puree Happy Birthday, Murr > everyone.
I can agree with that statement.
Happy Birthday! Have a good one bud!! :)
I dont think that's how you spell goose.
No no no, I think he was trying to spell foosball. In fact, I'm certain of it.
neet, no one remembers my birthday, I love this world
I didn’t know your birthday to begin with, nor anyone else’s.
An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object! The ground beneath you two shakes!
i had a dream last night where apparently sig thought i was abusing my powers, and arcane came to confront me, and i had no response.
yeah, it was more a nightmare than anything
Hi, I’m, Optimist, Do, I, Use, Enough, Commas?, I’m, Insecure, About, Having, Bad, Grammar.
It isn't grammar my friend, it is punctuations.
Happy Belated Birthday, Biddy.
Try to say that one 5 times fast.
*got a professional killstreak eureka effect kit* i think the game is telling me to play more jailbreak
I beg to differ
The game is telling you to free kill every player with that Eureka Effect.
Nah falcon, it wants me to be a red
I’d thought she’d compliment on cool it was when I took down the minotaur, but instead she told me, “You drool when you sleep.”
Ayyy lmao its my birthday
Haha inactive mod (is joke)
Happy Birthday, Bidster.
Cheers, little late though.
my name jeff
i haven't updated my profile post in awhile, maybe i should write something
I was chillin' with the boys yesterday, and my homie pulled down my pants and started ridin' me, he never said No Homo so am I gay?
no, your mom is
Happy 1 year anniversary of jailbreak starlight
join dis fucing auction cus I poor https://scrap.tf/auctions/NNW0R7
But nobody came.
I did about 15 minutes ago
*also quit your undertale shit*
So I was with the same group of homies buying a FighterZ and the same dude grabbed my crotch much longer this time, so I guess he my bf now
Is Fighterz good?
It's incredibly good, even if you have no idea what you're doing like me
Better love story then Twilight.
The other day I was riding in a car with my homies, and one of them grabbed my crotch and didn't say no homo. Long story short, I'm gay now.
is touching own's dick gay?
You're gay now? Took long enough.
Well, naturally, 2 jobs require 2 legally required breaks.
no homo but I touched my dick
you have the big gay.
A girl looked at me today!!! Nevermind, I was just trying to fit in. :/
I'd say the relationship between my crush and I are getting pretty intense. In fact, we're liking each others Instagram post. I think she wants my dick.
Have the balls and ask her out men.
i'd say the relationship between my ex and I are getting pretty intense, In fact, she's only blocked 2 of my 3 accounts on instagram. I think she wants my dick
when you're working on your tardis and realize you don't know what your doing
Sorry little weirdo, I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.
Exactly one year ago it was Valentines day and stuff happened so we gotta be happy the stuff that happened last year?
What the fuck is a Rosenbaum?
I miss Rosenbaum...
the one day where i'm reminded i'm alone, thanks life
Now, now. There is no need to fight. How about we settle this over a nice cup of tea?
Now, now gentlemen. We all know that Iced Tea mixed with Lemonade is the best of them all.
Sweet tea @Sky_Klokwork
decided to change up my profile pics
the other one was drawn by me like a year or two ago. i might try drawing a better version, or maybe i'll just use sfm
I can do SFM Posters
Everytime you say ‘boyo’ a kitten dies.
Wtf? Optimist I shall tell you a story of a giant carrot if you don't stop.
*and Kittens die when Starlight tries too hard to be funny.
Won’t be on for the day, going to a car show to spend time with my family
Sounds like fun.
The spending time with my family is fun, but the car show isn't too fun
Damn, phone broke for two months, can't trade and access my favorite retarded forums
Sorry to hear you cant access Black Wonders forum! :)
HEY EVERYONE! HAS THE NEWS GOTTEN AROUND ABOUT A GUY NAMED BUTCHER PETE? OL PETE FLEW INTO THE TOWN AND IS CHOPPIN UP ALL THE WOMENS MEAT!
Pumped up kicks is better.
Thanks for posting a song thats not even funny anymore, and totally irrelevant.
I think i’m going to do pretty good as a mod
I think so too, you’ll do amazing, its good to see an applicant be accepted outside of discord.
oh what, I have been afk for months didnt realise your a moderator now, congrats
What is up with all the application denials I thought that was up to Wing and Princess?
I'm AFK on the bed of your hot cousin.
I have no female cousins nightly.
Who said anything about a female.
I had a great first day as mod, can’t wait for second day
After a while it starts to lose some of that charm haha
PLAN IS COMPLETE SUCCESS IM SO EXCITED SHE SAID YES.
Hence why I stopped responding after, "You asked for it Falcon! Prepare to feel my wrath." while he insisted on continuing...
So why don't we both stop this if it makes you happy.
:UPDATE: Her mom says no because she wants to spend family time on the weekend which is when we scheduled the movie.
Nice to have some new help on the servers!
Thank you everyone!
I need sleep,hopefully I can begin my training tomorrow
I need help to ask a girl out I don't have social media so it's going to be in person. Can anyone help me out?
I knew you’d say that, and I understand that. But you said “I don’t have social media”, implying you were going to use that initially.
Okay I understand I just said that to say that social media options aren't going to happen.
hmmm depends on the type of person, you could go up be all shy and maybe she'd like it, or you could meme the shit out of it, I did that once and it worked lol, but granted she was that type of person (instantly gets depressed from the breakup) just go up and be like "Yo, you got some nice titties wanna date" actually don't do that, it only worked for me because I knew she liked me,
my computers weird
Probably that quad core
Did you build your computer? Because you obviously weren't ready enough to build it. If you want to get it checked go right ahead, see what professionals have to say because it seems like you've had a lot of problems with the PC.
i built the pc awhile ago, it was something that happened with the upgrade
R.I.P. The "G.O.A.T."
Gotta rest his soul.
<——— is hella inactive.
You just posted yesterday, you dip!
*on the servers.
Boy I sure do like living in America and not having to worry about people stealing my mail
Stupid Phil, I didn't want anymore winter....
What about the other 15 ground hogs
Sonic says daily profile posts are good and all but, have you ever questioned why everything exists even though no one asked for it?
What about when I saw you explain to fem why religion is a sham and scam
Guard bans aren't a type of religion Starlight. Trust me. I've learned the hard way by receiving...
@Starlight I never said religion was a sham, I said that the bible was
LIKES! COMMENTS! SUBSCRIBES!
I almost died by choking on hot chocolate powder. I am smart
At least it wasn't cinnamon.
Here's to 30 years and counting! Happy Birthday Wing!! I hope you had a blast!
When you just binged through 2 seasons each of 3 different animes and then realize there is nothing good left on Amazon Fire TV.
and I've never heard of the show "3 different anime" well it must be an individual show because there isn't a plural there
Haha, good thing you can't dislike dumb profile posts like this one! I wouldn't want my feelings getting hurt.
Make a suggestion post about it Red
Make that 61%
Mango Puree dislikes this.
i keep crashing due to memory problems any suggestions?
What do you mean crash? Do you pass out or something and how do you crash because of memory problems?
I had a suggestion, but I don't remember...
so i keep getting memory or allocation error. texture settings may be too high. (or something like that) well i din't have that problem before adding my other 8 gigs (which won't show up now so i only have 8 when i should have 16 gigs)
Heyo, you’ve been busy recently. I have a question for you, do you think the worst person can change?That everyone deserves a second chance?
I hated a kid when I was younger because he killed my pet worm. I hated him up until a couple years ago. I don't know if that counts?
Don't worry. I miss Wormy as well ;~;
Sounds like something out of saw, to be honest.
Sorry I aint been on the past few days, but anime has retaken control over my life, I've gone full weeaboo trash
Watch land of the lustrous.
So far away, we wait for the day! We feel the pain of a life time lost in a 1000 days, Through the Fire and Flames we carry on!
Through the Fire and the Flames we carry on my wayward son~ (((:
AS THE RED DAY IS DAWNING, AND THE LIGHTNING CRACKS THE SKYYY THEY'LL RAISE THEIR HANDS TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH RESENTMENT IN THEIR EEYES
I’m homiesexual, I’m not gay, But I am for my homies. Its not homo if I kiss my homies goodnight.
Was it my BBQ sauce? Or was it natural?
@Starlight I have a question, and don't take this aggressively, but why bring up the BBQ sauce thing if you specifically stated that you wanted people to forget about it?
How else is he gonna get attention otherwise?
Look up PUTTPUTTISGOD on the steam friend search.
2000 hours on fuckin' Putt Putt.
Transformers! Robots in disguise!
Autobots, roll out.
The instillation of the new cpu nearly failed, time to try against tomorrow
What was the issue?
nothing on the screen keyboard doesn't light up (still working on updating my bios)
i'm installing a quad core cpu today, an AMD Athlon x4
Can people let my BBQ sauce fetish go please.
What aegeus started the "boyo" .......
But Aegeus Starlight doesn't have a picture of bbq sauce as his profile picture :^)
"You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? "
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Underneath the Triple Tree, there is a man who waits for me and should I go or should I stay, my fate’s the same either way.
Happy b day Zaeed
wow, on hlstats i'm ranked 83 out of thousands of people. i need a different hobby
I’m ranked #2 and #13. :)
I am 12
Wtf is with everyone but me getting sick.
I'm getting sick of your shit biddy (:
Who isn't lol
You wish I was sick.
when a demo does glad day with ullapool caber and crashes the server
There have been so many times I've been a caber demo and been like, "So help me god if you send me in I am going to kill every last one of them."
“Optimist is like your drunk uncle.”
WHEEEZE, and I’m a dude, I just refuse to change it. You got catfished lad.
Boyo WHO PUTS BBQ SAUCE on their aunt? That was only for my titties. Well I never knew optimist was a guy I just went by the gender on the profile.
If you say ‘boyo’ one more fucking time.
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
Alright, I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, VILLAINS!
I've memorized this whole song come at me boys
Way to ruin the combo, Meliodas.
My expansive knowledge has allowed me to see in the future. Thank you, Rick and Morty.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Indeed, unlike these uncultured swine.
I am here to kick ass and chew gum and I have alot of bubble gum
HAHAHAHHA YOU'RE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU QUOTED IT WRONG, NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE...ahh I need to go to sleep
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Cats ruin lives
inb4 cats are the rulers of the world
When you get the password for dark's server and they ban you. OrangeBeard Server report.
I don’t see how. It was a private server.
Think on the bright side. Now Starlight can't join anymore so it's win-win (:
Me, an intellectual, using my superior brain capacity trying to make anime real.
Falcon has been sprinkling my barbecue sauce fetish around and it needs to stop my barbecue sauce is my own thing falcon.
At first it was barbecue sauce on my titties then someone shipped me will bill.
This is the best status post I've ever seen.
What else would it be, a bad status post?
I thought I had it all together, but I was led astray, the day you walked away.
wtf is with the emos here lmao just get over it
Goth is better
Just between me and you I heard that cobra guy is bad at his job )/^-^)/
Self depreciation is hilarious!
better then biddy lmao
I'm not mentally stable enough for the job anymore, so i quit incase i do anymore damage. I'm saying this incase you decide my ban is enough punishment because i would not agree with that.
Furries abusing, nothing new.
How about never again.
Eh we still got February 1st to be happy about :D
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