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  1. Optimist
    Optimist
    I hear the drums echoing tonight!
    1. Dark likes this.
    2. Dark
      Dark
      But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
      Jul 15, 2018 at 9:55 PM
      Optimist likes this.
    3. Mellow Yellow
      Jul 16, 2018 at 12:04 AM
    4. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      She's coming in 12:30 flight
      Jul 18, 2018 at 5:06 PM
      Optimist likes this.
  2. Optimist
    Optimist
    If you call me a name, I’ll be forced to make a giant penis in your Minecraft server.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      You’re a name. :)
      Jul 2, 2018
    2. Falcon
      Falcon
      Haha look at this Optimistic loser. Haha you're Optimist.
      Jul 2, 2018
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      Thats it! I’m getting Dark to ban you from the MC server, that doesn’t exist.
      Jul 2, 2018
  3. Optimist
    Optimist
    Holy shit, is that a bear?
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      No
      Jun 30, 2018
  4. Optimist
    Optimist
    Custom LR: Do the Stanky Leg
    1. Feminine Bill Nye and Dark like this.
  5. Zaeed Massani
  6. Optimist
    Optimist
    Country rooooads, take me hoooome.
    1. Dark likes this.
  7. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    one happy year on idleserver!
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      "happy"
      Jun 19, 2018
      Sky_Klokwork and RedTF2 like this.
  8. Optimist
    Optimist
    Pugless
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Dugless
      Jun 5, 2018
  9. Optimist
    Optimist
    Didn’t realise how much I missed Jailbreak until I had played a round yesterday, never thought I’d miss TF2 Jail Roleplay.
  10. WBiddy
  11. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    if we're a spectrum of things does that mean i'm a spectrum of gay?
    1. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      server i was moderating last night really made me think about alot of things
      May 17, 2018
    2. Arcane
      Arcane
      You're definitely on some sort of spectrum, bud. :P
      May 18, 2018
      Sky_Klokwork likes this.
  12. Optimist
    Optimist
    Leaving this world isn’t as scary as it sounds.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      You already made that post
      May 16, 2018
  13. MouthyCobra525
  14. Optimist
    Optimist
    Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.......
    1. Falcon
      Falcon
      Ouch that bites... Like a spider.
      May 7, 2018
  15. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    *life but every tragedy has "the best day ever" playing over it*
  16. MouthyCobra525
  17. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    WBiddy But better
  18. Optimist
    Optimist
    The Devil went to Georiga, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, because he was way behind, and he was lookin’ make a deal.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      “lookin’ make a deal”
      Apr 27, 2018
    2. Festive Michael Rosen
      Festive Michael Rosen
      J O H N N Y R O S E N U P Y O U R B O W A N D P L A Y Y O U R F I D D L E H A R D
      Apr 29, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      B E C A U S E H E L L H A S B R O K E IN G E O R G I A A N D T H E D E V I L D EA LS A T L A R G E
      Apr 29, 2018
  19. Optimist
    Optimist
    69 and Post Malone are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen
  20. Optimist
    Optimist
    @daily Happy Birthday man, enjoy that Orange Fanta.
  21. MouthyCobra525
    MouthyCobra525
    Finally got back into my account
  22. Optimist
    Optimist
    idleserver is epic
  23. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    I think a hijacker attempted to scam me
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Welcome to Steam
      Apr 16, 2018
      Sky_Klokwork likes this.
    2. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      indeed, the dude was literally criminal
      Apr 17, 2018
  24. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye MouthyCobra525
    Happy Birthday Cobra! Hope you have a good one :)
    1. MouthyCobra525 likes this.
    2. MouthyCobra525
      MouthyCobra525
      Little late in responding, but thanks!
      Apr 17, 2018
  25. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    There's this really cute piece of grass out in front of my house. I haven't seen her all winter, but I think I'm gonna ask her out!!!
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    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      I just fucking died laughing for 10 minutes...oh my god
      Apr 14, 2018
      DoctorDingDong likes this.
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      I love you so much Ding Dong.
      Apr 14, 2018
    4. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      This is the best status post on the forums.
      Apr 15, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  26. Optimist
    Optimist
    Gonna muster the strength to ask out a girl monday, cheers.
    1. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      nah, just pull a meliodas and reject everyone till you get the hottest preppiest chick to ask you out just to prove to everyone else she could get the guy they all wanted, say yes, then dump her a week later, now you can go for any chick in the school
      Apr 13, 2018
      Optimist and tommyguns712 like this.
    2. tommyguns712
      tommyguns712
      or keep cutting yourself until you ask her, like what i did...
      Apr 13, 2018
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      Well there’s some approaches.
      Apr 14, 2018
  27. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m a dog woof
    1. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      I'm a cat meow
      Apr 12, 2018
  28. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    shoot servers are going down no ;-;
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      They already went down
      Apr 11, 2018
    2. Festive Michael Rosen
      Festive Michael Rosen
      N O T P R O F I T A B L E
      Apr 11, 2018
  29. Optimist
    Optimist
    Woowee! I knew you could do it, Mac! You’re the greatest of all time!! And no one can ever take that from you baby! 76 (74 KO)-1.
  30. MouthyCobra525
    MouthyCobra525
    Coming back to a server near you: MouthyCobwa, assuming I can find some freetime as I've taken on a lot of work to get back up and going
  31. -{o.W.n}-FrostRaider
    -{o.W.n}-FrostRaider
    Nothing is perfect in a video game
  32. -{o.W.n}-FrostRaider
  33. Optimist
    Optimist
    lol if dj is getting demoted can I be mod now? thanks in advance princess & wing xoxoxo
    1. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      wait i mad an aplication i deserve to be mod not this fakerrrr!1!!1!!
      Apr 2, 2018
  34. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    Oh shit, I have been here for a year already
  35. Optimist
    Optimist
    Well ain't that a kick in the head?
  36. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    I can feel this Community's sanity falling apart
    1. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      You're a year and a half late for that Profile Post, nice necropost
      Mar 31, 2018
    2. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      *insert obvious and overused joke* NICE NECRO CAN I HAVE SOME
      Mar 31, 2018
  37. Optimist
    Optimist
    Wow, talk about a slow week.
  38. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    well after watching "the greatest showman" i feel much better! thanks movie people
    1. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      Watch "Baby Driver"
      Mar 29, 2018
      Sky_Klokwork likes this.
    2. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      will do
      Mar 29, 2018
  39. Optimist
    Optimist
    When I left the empty movie house I had two things on my mind; Paul Newman, and a ride home.
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    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      The Outsiders by S.E Hinton.
      Mar 26, 2018
    3. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      S.E Hinton?


      More like P.U Hinton

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i'll excuse myself
      Mar 27, 2018
    4. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      oh my god if I saw this status post earlier I would have loved this because I just read this book in December.
      Mar 29, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  40. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    i'm really late, darn. Anyway happy late birthday @RedTF2
    1. RedTF2 likes this.
  41. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    Gonna be gone for about a week because of spring break. I won't have my computer with me, so I won't be on the servers. Just a memo to all.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Have fun.
      Mar 25, 2018
      DoctorDingDong likes this.
  42. Optimist
    Optimist
    lol butt
    1. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      Mar 23, 2018
    2. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      gottem
      Mar 23, 2018
  43. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Anyone seen the TV series called "The Magicians" I personally like
    1. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      I watched the first season but never really got around to watching the second
      Mar 22, 2018
  44. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    A second ago I had a joke about short-term memory loss, but I forgot it...
    1. Mango Puree, WBiddy and RedTF2 like this.
  45. Optimist
    Optimist
    Where we droppin’ boys?
    1. Trile & Error.
      Trile & Error.
      Into a better game.
      Mar 20, 2018
      Mango Puree, RedTF2 and Optimist like this.
    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Loot Lake Fuckers
      Mar 20, 2018
    3. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      Tilted Towers obviously...
      Mar 20, 2018
  46. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    yesterday someone tried to opskins scam me, then i showed him a video of someone else doing the scam and he immediately unfriended me XD
    1. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      lmao, theres like 3 people trying to friend me rn. 1 guy got multiple vacs, other guy is privated profile. Fishy isn;t it?
      Mar 19, 2018
    2. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      indeed
      Mar 19, 2018
  47. Optimist
    Optimist
    1. Mango Puree likes this.
    2. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      I can agree with that statement.
      Mar 18, 2018
  48. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye MrSoupCan
    Happy Birthday! Have a good one bud!! :)
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    2. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      I dont think that's how you spell goose.
      Mar 16, 2018
      Mango Puree likes this.
    3. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      No no no, I think he was trying to spell foosball. In fact, I'm certain of it.
      Mar 17, 2018
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
    4. MrSoupCan
      MrSoupCan
      hecc
      Mar 17, 2018
  49. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    neet, no one remembers my birthday, I love this world
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      I didn’t know your birthday to begin with, nor anyone else’s.
      Mar 16, 2018
  50. Optimist
    Optimist
    An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object! The ground beneath you two shakes!
  51. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    i had a dream last night where apparently sig thought i was abusing my powers, and arcane came to confront me, and i had no response.
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    2. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      yeah, it was more a nightmare than anything
      Mar 16, 2018
    3. sig
      sig
      Why me
      Mar 16, 2018
    4. Sky_Klokwork
      Mar 17, 2018
  52. Optimist
    Optimist
    Hi, I’m, Optimist, Do, I, Use, Enough, Commas?, I’m, Insecure, About, Having, Bad, Grammar.
    1. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      It isn't grammar my friend, it is punctuations.
      Mar 11, 2018
  53. Nightly
    Nightly WBiddy
    Happy Belated Birthday, Biddy.

    Try to say that one 5 times fast.
  54. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    *got a professional killstreak eureka effect kit* i think the game is telling me to play more jailbreak
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      I beg to differ
      Mar 9, 2018
    2. Falcon
      Falcon
      The game is telling you to free kill every player with that Eureka Effect.
      Mar 9, 2018
    3. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      Nah falcon, it wants me to be a red
      Mar 9, 2018
  55. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’d thought she’d compliment on cool it was when I took down the minotaur, but instead she told me, “You drool when you sleep.”
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  56. Valias
    Valias WBiddy
    Happy Birthday!
  57. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Ayyy lmao its my birthday
    1. Optimist likes this.
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    3. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Haha inactive mod (is joke)
      Mar 8, 2018
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      Happy Birthday, Bidster.
      Mar 8, 2018
    5. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      Cheers, little late though.
      Mar 9, 2018
  58. Optimist
    Optimist
    my name jeff
    1. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHHAAHH
      Mar 2, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  59. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    i haven't updated my profile post in awhile, maybe i should write something
  60. Optimist
    Optimist
    I was chillin' with the boys yesterday, and my homie pulled down my pants and started ridin' me, he never said No Homo so am I gay?
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Yes
      Feb 25, 2018
    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      no, your mom is
      Feb 25, 2018
  61. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork Starlight
    Happy 1 year anniversary of jailbreak starlight
  62. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
  63. Optimist
    Optimist
    But nobody came.
    1. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      I did about 15 minutes ago

      *also quit your undertale shit*
      Feb 21, 2018
      tommyguns712 likes this.
  64. MouthyCobra525
    MouthyCobra525
    So I was with the same group of homies buying a FighterZ and the same dude grabbed my crotch much longer this time, so I guess he my bf now
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Is Fighterz good?
      Feb 19, 2018
    2. MouthyCobra525
      MouthyCobra525
      It's incredibly good, even if you have no idea what you're doing like me
      Feb 19, 2018
    3. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Better love story then Twilight.
      Feb 20, 2018
      MouthyCobra525 likes this.
  65. MouthyCobra525
    MouthyCobra525
    The other day I was riding in a car with my homies, and one of them grabbed my crotch and didn't say no homo. Long story short, I'm gay now.
    1. MrSoupCan
      MrSoupCan
      is touching own's dick gay?
      Feb 17, 2018
    2. Falcon
      Falcon
      You're gay now? Took long enough.
      Feb 17, 2018
      MouthyCobra525 likes this.
  66. Optimist
    Optimist
    Well, naturally, 2 jobs require 2 legally required breaks.
    1. Sky_Klokwork
      Feb 17, 2018
  67. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    no homo but I touched my dick
    1. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      you have the big gay.
      Feb 17, 2018
  68. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    A girl looked at me today!!! Nevermind, I was just trying to fit in. :/
    1. Optimist and Falcon like this.
    2. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      I'd say the relationship between my crush and I are getting pretty intense. In fact, we're liking each others Instagram post. I think she wants my dick.
      Feb 16, 2018
    3. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
      Have the balls and ask her out men.
      Feb 17, 2018
      DoctorDingDong likes this.
    4. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      i'd say the relationship between my ex and I are getting pretty intense, In fact, she's only blocked 2 of my 3 accounts on instagram. I think she wants my dick
      Feb 17, 2018
  69. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    when you're working on your tardis and realize you don't know what your doing
    1. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      HUH???
      Feb 16, 2018
      Sky_Klokwork likes this.
  70. Optimist
    Optimist
    Sorry little weirdo, I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.
  71. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Exactly one year ago it was Valentines day and stuff happened so we gotta be happy the stuff that happened last year?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      What the fuck is a Rosenbaum?
      Feb 14, 2018
      Dark likes this.
    2. Falcon
      Falcon
      I miss Rosenbaum...
      Feb 14, 2018
  72. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    the one day where i'm reminded i'm alone, thanks life
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.