I hear the drums echoing tonight!
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in 12:30 flight
If you call me a name, I’ll be forced to make a giant penis in your Minecraft server.
You’re a name. :)
Haha look at this Optimistic loser. Haha you're Optimist.
Thats it! I’m getting Dark to ban you from the MC server, that doesn’t exist.
Holy shit, is that a bear?
Custom LR: Do the Stanky Leg
Country rooooads, take me hoooome.
one happy year on idleserver!
Didn’t realise how much I missed Jailbreak until I had played a round yesterday, never thought I’d miss TF2 Jail Roleplay.
if we're a spectrum of things does that mean i'm a spectrum of gay?
server i was moderating last night really made me think about alot of things
You're definitely on some sort of spectrum, bud. :P
Leaving this world isn’t as scary as it sounds.
You already made that post
Turns out I'm trash
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.......
Ouch that bites... Like a spider.
*life but every tragedy has "the best day ever" playing over it*
WBiddy But better
The Devil went to Georiga, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, because he was way behind, and he was lookin’ make a deal.
“lookin’ make a deal”
J O H N N Y R O S E N U P Y O U R B O W A N D P L A Y Y O U R F I D D L E H A R D
B E C A U S E H E L L H A S B R O K E IN G E O R G I A A N D T H E D E V I L D EA LS A T L A R G E
69 and Post Malone are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen
@daily Happy Birthday man, enjoy that Orange Fanta.
Finally got back into my account
idleserver is epic
I think a hijacker attempted to scam me
Welcome to Steam
indeed, the dude was literally criminal
Happy Birthday Cobra! Hope you have a good one :)
Little late in responding, but thanks!
There's this really cute piece of grass out in front of my house. I haven't seen her all winter, but I think I'm gonna ask her out!!!
I just fucking died laughing for 10 minutes...oh my god
I love you so much Ding Dong.
This is the best status post on the forums.
Gonna muster the strength to ask out a girl monday, cheers.
nah, just pull a meliodas and reject everyone till you get the hottest preppiest chick to ask you out just to prove to everyone else she could get the guy they all wanted, say yes, then dump her a week later, now you can go for any chick in the school
or keep cutting yourself until you ask her, like what i did...
Well there’s some approaches.
I’m a dog woof
I'm a cat meow
shoot servers are going down no ;-;
They already went down
N O T P R O F I T A B L E
Woowee! I knew you could do it, Mac! You’re the greatest of all time!! And no one can ever take that from you baby! 76 (74 KO)-1.
Coming back to a server near you: MouthyCobwa, assuming I can find some freetime as I've taken on a lot of work to get back up and going
Nothing is perfect in a video game
lol if dj is getting demoted can I be mod now? thanks in advance princess & wing xoxoxo
wait i mad an aplication i deserve to be mod not this fakerrrr!1!!1!!
Oh shit, I have been here for a year already
Well ain't that a kick in the head?
I can feel this Community's sanity falling apart
You're a year and a half late for that Profile Post, nice necropost
*insert obvious and overused joke* NICE NECRO CAN I HAVE SOME
Wow, talk about a slow week.
well after watching "the greatest showman" i feel much better! thanks movie people
Watch "Baby Driver"
When I left the empty movie house I had two things on my mind; Paul Newman, and a ride home.
The Outsiders by S.E Hinton.
More like P.U Hinton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i'll excuse myself
oh my god if I saw this status post earlier I would have loved this because I just read this book in December.
i'm really late, darn. Anyway happy late birthday @RedTF2
Gonna be gone for about a week because of spring break. I won't have my computer with me, so I won't be on the servers. Just a memo to all.
Anyone seen the TV series called "The Magicians" I personally like
I watched the first season but never really got around to watching the second
A second ago I had a joke about short-term memory loss, but I forgot it...
Where we droppin’ boys?
Into a better game.
Loot Lake Fuckers
Tilted Towers obviously...
yesterday someone tried to opskins scam me, then i showed him a video of someone else doing the scam and he immediately unfriended me XD
lmao, theres like 3 people trying to friend me rn. 1 guy got multiple vacs, other guy is privated profile. Fishy isn;t it?
@Mango Puree Happy Birthday, Murr > everyone.
I can agree with that statement.
Happy Birthday! Have a good one bud!! :)
I dont think that's how you spell goose.
No no no, I think he was trying to spell foosball. In fact, I'm certain of it.
neet, no one remembers my birthday, I love this world
I didn’t know your birthday to begin with, nor anyone else’s.
An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object! The ground beneath you two shakes!
i had a dream last night where apparently sig thought i was abusing my powers, and arcane came to confront me, and i had no response.
yeah, it was more a nightmare than anything
Hi, I’m, Optimist, Do, I, Use, Enough, Commas?, I’m, Insecure, About, Having, Bad, Grammar.
It isn't grammar my friend, it is punctuations.
Happy Belated Birthday, Biddy.
Try to say that one 5 times fast.
*got a professional killstreak eureka effect kit* i think the game is telling me to play more jailbreak
I beg to differ
The game is telling you to free kill every player with that Eureka Effect.
Nah falcon, it wants me to be a red
I’d thought she’d compliment on cool it was when I took down the minotaur, but instead she told me, “You drool when you sleep.”
Ayyy lmao its my birthday
Haha inactive mod (is joke)
Happy Birthday, Bidster.
Cheers, little late though.
my name jeff
i haven't updated my profile post in awhile, maybe i should write something
I was chillin' with the boys yesterday, and my homie pulled down my pants and started ridin' me, he never said No Homo so am I gay?
no, your mom is
Happy 1 year anniversary of jailbreak starlight
join dis fucing auction cus I poor https://scrap.tf/auctions/NNW0R7
But nobody came.
I did about 15 minutes ago
*also quit your undertale shit*
So I was with the same group of homies buying a FighterZ and the same dude grabbed my crotch much longer this time, so I guess he my bf now
Is Fighterz good?
It's incredibly good, even if you have no idea what you're doing like me
Better love story then Twilight.
The other day I was riding in a car with my homies, and one of them grabbed my crotch and didn't say no homo. Long story short, I'm gay now.
is touching own's dick gay?
You're gay now? Took long enough.
Well, naturally, 2 jobs require 2 legally required breaks.
no homo but I touched my dick
you have the big gay.
A girl looked at me today!!! Nevermind, I was just trying to fit in. :/
I'd say the relationship between my crush and I are getting pretty intense. In fact, we're liking each others Instagram post. I think she wants my dick.
Have the balls and ask her out men.
i'd say the relationship between my ex and I are getting pretty intense, In fact, she's only blocked 2 of my 3 accounts on instagram. I think she wants my dick
when you're working on your tardis and realize you don't know what your doing
Sorry little weirdo, I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.
Exactly one year ago it was Valentines day and stuff happened so we gotta be happy the stuff that happened last year?
What the fuck is a Rosenbaum?
I miss Rosenbaum...
the one day where i'm reminded i'm alone, thanks life
Separate names with a comma.