Optimist

Optimist for moderator 2020?

The Raptors won the NBA Finals. Someone pass me a box of tissues, because I think I’m gonna cry.

Johnny said, “Devil come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

On your left.

I’ve been doing all this running around and one day, you wake up one day, and your legs. They just give, and you just can't run anymore.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.

Wanna throw hands bro?

A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.

Tell ‘em to make it count.

Doctor Bright is not allowed to post memetic hazards to forums on the internet. Except maybe 4chan. He’d be doing the gene pool a favor.

Penis

In this world, you crank that Soujia Boy or that Soujia Boy cranks you.

Who’s next? I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!

New discord, Emile#0004.

Merry Christmas Idlefamily!

Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.

You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

hey guys, it's me opti haha yea. cool, so i just wanna, well, its just that, well uhh hehe well haha omg anyways so, yea, I just wanna ask

Beatin’ so hard you think I was a drum!

“I'm ♥♪!?, but it’s hard to pronounce so... Call me "Geno”after the doll. I chose him because he looked the strongest out of all the dolls.”

Maybe I’ll be Tracer

I want to be me.. the one who does the hard work... I wanted to keep going this me, was my... you won’t be remembered, Edward..

Where are we going?

Imagine if cum was white instead of red? Haha.

Another libtard rekt. - Ben Shapiro

In this world, either you crank that Soulja Boy, or that Soulja Boy cranks you.

Never forget.

Hello fellow gamers! How are you? Gaming I hope?!

I am now sixteen years old. What a gamer.

Rest in Peace Stefán Karl Stefánsson, you were No.1. God speed, you magnificent bastard.

I’ve noticed, as school starts, the forums die.

Pyro takes skill!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

In time you will know what it's like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail all the same.

You...... You should’ve gone for the head...

Morning! Today’s forecast calls for Blue Skies!

I hear the drums echoing tonight!

If you call me a name, I’ll be forced to make a giant penis in your Minecraft server.

Holy shit, is that a bear?

Custom LR: Do the Stanky Leg

Country rooooads, take me hoooome.

Pugless

Didn’t realise how much I missed Jailbreak until I had played a round yesterday, never thought I’d miss TF2 Jail Roleplay.

Leaving this world isn’t as scary as it sounds.

Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.......

The Devil went to Georiga, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, because he was way behind, and he was lookin’ make a deal.

69 and Post Malone are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen

@daily Happy Birthday man, enjoy that Orange Fanta.

idleserver is epic

Gonna muster the strength to ask out a girl monday, cheers.

I’m a dog woof

Woowee! I knew you could do it, Mac! You’re the greatest of all time!! And no one can ever take that from you baby! 76 (74 KO)-1.

lol if dj is getting demoted can I be mod now? thanks in advance princess & wing xoxoxo

Well ain't that a kick in the head?

Wow, talk about a slow week.

When I left the empty movie house I had two things on my mind; Paul Newman, and a ride home.

lol butt

Where we droppin’ boys?

@Mango Puree Happy Birthday, Murr > everyone.

An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object! The ground beneath you two shakes!

Hi, I’m, Optimist, Do, I, Use, Enough, Commas?, I’m, Insecure, About, Having, Bad, Grammar.

I’d thought she’d compliment on cool it was when I took down the minotaur, but instead she told me, “You drool when you sleep.”

my name jeff

I was chillin' with the boys yesterday, and my homie pulled down my pants and started ridin' me, he never said No Homo so am I gay?

But nobody came.

Well, naturally, 2 jobs require 2 legally required breaks.

Sorry little weirdo, I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days.

Now, now. There is no need to fight. How about we settle this over a nice cup of tea?

Everytime you say ‘boyo’ a kitten dies.

HEY EVERYONE! HAS THE NEWS GOTTEN AROUND ABOUT A GUY NAMED BUTCHER PETE? OL PETE FLEW INTO THE TOWN AND IS CHOPPIN UP ALL THE WOMENS MEAT!

<——— is hella inactive.

BIKES!

Heyo, you’ve been busy recently. I have a question for you, do you think the worst person can change?That everyone deserves a second chance?

So far away, we wait for the day! We feel the pain of a life time lost in a 1000 days, Through the Fire and Flames we carry on!

I’m homiesexual, I’m not gay, But I am for my homies. Its not homo if I kiss my homies goodnight.

Transformers! Robots in disguise!

Underneath the Triple Tree, there is a man who waits for me and should I go or should I stay, my fate’s the same either way.

“Optimist is like your drunk uncle.”

My expansive knowledge has allowed me to see in the future. Thank you, Rick and Morty.

I thought I had it all together, but I was led astray, the day you walked away.

Furries abusing, nothing new.

What the fuck is an Idleserver? Who the fuck are you?

Jump up, Superstar!

Leaving this world isn’t as scary as it sounds.

I’m a very toxic person, I stand next to the microwave when I reheat my mother’s spaghetti. Sorry for my toxicity the microwave gives me.

THE THING GO SKROOOOP, SKOP SKOP SKOP

Do you like hurting other people?

Have fun celebrating what ever you do the 25th and 31st.

It's Hip to Be Square!

Fly like a butterfly, sting like when I pee.

It's almost Smissmas!

It's out of my hands I'm only a clock, Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine, but eventually everyone runs out of time.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

My vision is 20/60. What you see at 60 feet, I can only see at 20 feet.

Back into the swing of things, I suppose.

Beep beep lettuce.