Optimist

nah, just pull a meliodas and reject everyone till you get the hottest preppiest chick to ask you out just to prove to everyone else she could get the guy they all wanted, say yes, then dump her a week later, now you can go for any chick in the school

or keep cutting yourself until you ask her, like what i did...

Well there’s some approaches.

I'm a cat meow

wait i mad an aplication i deserve to be mod not this fakerrrr!1!!1!!

The Outsiders by S.E Hinton.

S.E Hinton?


More like P.U Hinton

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH i'll excuse myself

oh my god if I saw this status post earlier I would have loved this because I just read this book in December.

butt why?

gottem

Into a better game.

Loot Lake Fuckers

Tilted Towers obviously...

I can agree with that statement.

It isn't grammar my friend, it is punctuations.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHHAAHH

Yes

no, your mom is

I did about 15 minutes ago

*also quit your undertale shit*

Yes

Now, now gentlemen. We all know that Iced Tea mixed with Lemonade is the best of them all.

Sweet tea @Sky_Klokwork

yes

Boyoioioioioioioiioiououoi?

Wtf? Optimist I shall tell you a story of a giant carrot if you don't stop.

*and Kittens die when Starlight tries too hard to be funny.

Pumped up kicks is better.

Thanks for posting a song thats not even funny anymore, and totally irrelevant.

Fallout 4?

You just posted yesterday, you dip!

*on the servers.

<------ same

Kikes.

LIKES! COMMENTS! SUBSCRIBES!

I hated a kid when I was younger because he killed my pet worm. I hated him up until a couple years ago. I don't know if that counts?

Don't worry. I miss Wormy as well ;~;

Sounds like something out of saw, to be honest.

Through the Fire and the Flames we carry on my wayward son~ (((:

AS THE RED DAY IS DAWNING, AND THE LIGHTNING CRACKS THE SKYYY THEY'LL RAISE THEIR HANDS TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH RESENTMENT IN THEIR EEYES

Was it my BBQ sauce? Or was it natural?

@Starlight I have a question, and don't take this aggressively, but why bring up the BBQ sauce thing if you specifically stated that you wanted people to forget about it?

How else is he gonna get attention otherwise?

Autobots, roll out.

WHEEEZE, and I’m a dude, I just refuse to change it. You got catfished lad.

Boyo WHO PUTS BBQ SAUCE on their aunt? That was only for my titties. Well I never knew optimist was a guy I just went by the gender on the profile.

If you say ‘boyo’ one more fucking time.

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

Indeed, unlike these uncultured swine.

How about never again.

Boohoo Lance.

Eh we still got February 1st to be happy about :D

Does April the 3rd mean anything to you?

Does 21 night of September mean anything to you?

Good Mango, Papa Bless.

Hey now, you’re an all star.

Super Star Saga

Get your game on go play.

Do you like hurting other people?

Starlight, could you do me a solid and never comment on any of my posts again?

Yes I won't comment on your profile unless I actually have an opinion that's worth saying.

Welcome to the Edgy club, you bear the badge whether you like it or not.

I can’t be part of any edgy groups, I’m not a furry.

Too bad :(

https://youtu.be/SX26oEJ5oeg

Its not depressing nor edgy @Mango Puree . Im becoming 15 soon, so things will change.

You become 15 that is all that you will ever change until you become 16 and so on.

You’re both retarded.

Nah, I would rather be a circle

Pee yellow but then pee red :) #CringeHashtag

It's almost Club Penguin Christmas!

I believe that I assumed someones gender. God damn it.

The man above me, indeed, belives a woman would play TF2 jailbreak.

Feminine Bill Nye? Link_link_link?

Pshh, I can only see 10 feet.

Rough break, bad vision means cute glasses though. Right? Everyone loves glasses.

I get glasses today anyways.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5phl8p3euG4 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qjfQieg2w

I'd rather eat some more pie.

I have a feeling that Starlight has caught onto my Jontron clip joke.

Have a great thanksgiving

And you're just as annoying.

Who are you referring Ms. @Optimist ?

Starlight..?

*but i thought i changed my name i really wish someone with half a brain would post no offense biddy

Happy Proctologist

BlueOverwatch

Were not talking about you. @Starlight









"Whats up fatass?"
"Shut up you fucking jew"

"WHAT WHAT WHATT!!"

@King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale) I was referencing the South Park game

Okay then.

Very lol

Do the Mario @RedTF2

You forgot the “please” at the end.

Manners matter most.

Don't be a jew about it Optimist.

This is why, Starlight.

Stop starlight it has become cringe

Didn't you do this a couple weeks ago.

they did, but it had different lyrics

I don't have time to mess 'round! And I hope you will agree, bring me those contracts! Pronto! Don't you mess with me.

Starlight, I like to see the world burn at the hands of some one who is a hypocrite.

So basically everyone here.

You literally contradict yourself everytime you speak. Perhaps you should proof read.

Jesus? Is that you?

Yes I Optimist is Jesus.

.-.

'fuck outta here with that cuphead shit

Make me looser!!!!!

Why are you never on jailbreak anymore optimist I miss you.

1. Glad you know that song. 2. Starlight, my ping has been 1000 recently. I am unable to play.

Rip is location based or shitty wifi? and atleast you stay on the forums.

oh noice

onomatopoeia

Oof

Mango.co Verified Sexy Man

Wanna see Optimist's top ten beach hunks? Hint: No.1 is Mango.

??? Don't try to be overly nice to people, it shows. Be yourself, everyone loves it when you be yourself (at least I do)

Yeah the, "From Depressed it's expected." Holy shit I'm a whiny little bitch!

I've never felt that you're whiny.

Sorry i am going to make your post shitty now. 'HAHAHA Humpty you crack me up you egghead!"

noice

more like disappointment

Pyro jet pack is shit

I like that song

Yeah that pisses me off to.

It also pisses me off when you use the wrong too.

I agree, it does piss me off to when people use the wrong to, to be honest though, it pisses me off when people take typos so seriously :(

Lay off, man. She doesn’t wanna be with you.

Damn dude, it's a song.

Sin

Comment.

A well executed reply.

They aren't state exclusive, and I've never heard of that. The shell of the taco is a cone, it has choclate syrup and nuts. It also has vanilla ice cream and more choclate syrup.

How the fuck have you never heard of a strawberry shortcake???

Sounds like heaven on Earth.

Wait wut ?

Heart burn sounds painful.

You don't even play on the servers....? Your last connect time was in June...

It is ok Lance some people can handle death easily

Idle can't be dead if you kill yourself, cause then everyone is just dead, and the server is just normal.

That's not a complete thought therefore not a complete sentence. Close but no cigar.

Today is the day in which Optimist considers his favorite holiday out of all the holidays, and that holiday is known as 9/11 otherwise known as nine-eleven. Which is his favorite holiday because of the tragic incident which occurred on this day approximately sixteen years ago.

In your terms, a complete THOT

???

This profile post stinks (:

u funni