50 Things I Hate.

Discussion in 'Don't Taze Me Bro!' started by Optimist, Dec 2, 2017.

  1. Optimist
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    Optimist Well-Known Member

    Don't Taze Me Bro! is a place for venting and I never see much venting. So today I'll comprise a list of things I hate.
    1. Kids who have tablets in restaurants.
    2. Disrespectful people who wish to speak with the manager.
    3. Mini Vans.
    4. Democrats.
    5. Dr. Kahl and his Robot.
    6. Mint Ice Cream.
    7. People who don't like Mango. (He told me to put that in.)
    8. Supreme.
    9. People who say America sucks but don't realize how lucky they are to live in it.
    10. Reptiles.
    11. "I listen to good music from (random era) today's music is trash!"
    12. Emojis.
    13. XD
    14. Starlight.
    15. People.
    16. Gay people who shove it in my face.
    17. Cardigans.
    18. Anime.
    19. People who think Grim Matchstick is hard.
    20. Religon.
    21. Spoiled Children.
    22. DJ
    23. Tumblr.
    24. Deviantart.
    25. Fedoras.
    26. Sprite.
    27. Dr. Pepper.
    28. Old people.
    29. COD.
    30. Overwatch
    31. Titty streamers.
    32. Drama on Youtube.
    33. 4chan.
    34.>tfw People who Green text outside of the website.
    35. Team Speak
    36. Paladins.
    37. Contra.
    38. Minions.
    39. Fanta.
    40. Glasses
    41. Having family over.
    42. Grades
    43. Lil Pump
    44. Rick and Morty.
    45. Coca Cola.
    46. Watch Mojo.
    47. The Wii remote in SSB
    48. "Melee is best game."
    49. Choclate
    50. The color blue.
     
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  2. RedTF2
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    Number 27 is incorrect. I believe another expert, @Captain Meliodas, can concur with my statement.
     
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  3. King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale)
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    King Cunt (Maiev iZtrale) Well-Known Member

    Thank you Optimist.+
     
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  4. DoctorDingDong
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    DoctorDingDong Supreme Donger Lord Staff Member JailBreak Admin

    I agree with approximately 70% of this list.
     
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  5. Trile & Error.
    Spaced

    Trile & Error. Can't Stop

    Number 22 is correct.
     
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  6. Starlight
    Inspired

    Starlight Well-Known Member

    Number 14, number 26, and number 18 I disagree with rest good.
     
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  7. Optimist
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    Optimist Well-Known Member

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  8. Kenny Omega
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    Kenny Omega Well-Known Member Former Staff

    #8 is just wrong
     
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  9. Kimmel
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    Kimmel Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    #51. List
    #52. People who complain
     
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  10. Captain Meliodas
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    Tf did optimist just say?



    18.Bitch, don't insult my anime

    11.I think that this generations music is shit, I might be part of that generation but that doesn't mean they're doing a good job, i'm about to summarize every song from 2010-2017 so far (I fucked this bitch/ this bitch cheated on me/I'm stalking this bitch, I have money, drugs, and a superiority complex, I don't flex but here is a list of all the shit I have) It's all about drugs, money, and women

    26. eh, it's ok
    27. BITCH WHAT I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
    37. Dude, contra was a game that changed the direction of shooter games, that shit was a classic
    44. The show is great, the fanbase is shit
    here are three different type of people in that fanbase that are worse than the undertale fanbase

    The people that ship the characters
    The people that think because they watch a tv show, they are "intellectuals" and they "have to be smart to understand the show"
    The people that complain about the fanbase
     
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  11. Mango Puree
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    Mango Puree Well-Known Member

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly AREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
     
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  12. Captain Meliodas
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    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    I choked

    fucking copypastas
     
  13. Optimist
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    Optimist Well-Known Member

    It's called an opinion.
     
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  14. Captain Meliodas
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    Captain Meliodas Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    opinions can be wrong
     
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  15. Aegeus Dusk
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    Aegeus Dusk Well-Known Member

    You forgot me...
     
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  16. MrSoupCan
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    MrSoupCan Well-Known Member

    I actually got T R I G G E R E D when you include in the list what I like
     
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  17. Optimist
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    Optimist Well-Known Member

    And when you still think triggered is funny and necropost angers me!
     
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  18. RedTF2
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    “Necropost”
    Shits not even a week old.
     
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  19. Optimist
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    Optimist Well-Known Member

    Shit's still a necro post.
     
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  20. Merely
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    Merely Active Member

    I have to disagree with 26.
     
  21. RedTF2
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    I don’t really care if you say “oh that’s not valid” or something along those lines, that’s the definition.
     
  22. daily
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    daily Well-Known Member JailBreak Mod

    I know I'm pretty late to this, but Fanta? That's my shit, dude... But some of the ones I couldn't agree with more are 1 and 14. Please, try to guess my other favorites...
     
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  23. RedTF2
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    ???
     
  24. Mango Puree
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    Mango Puree Well-Known Member

    Crush > Fanta
     
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  25. Awaken My Love!
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    #53. people who say they’ll kill themselves for attention
     
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  26. Starlight
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    Starlight Well-Known Member

    #54 people who are joining in on the bandwagon
    #55 Dabbing
    #56 Bullying
    #57 necro post
    #58 hypocrisy
    #59 Hating things
    #60 Ajit pai
     
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  27. Awaken My Love!
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    Awaken My Love! Well-Known Member

    “hating things”
    >makes a list about things he hates
     
  28. Mango Puree
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    Mango Puree Well-Known Member

    r u stoopid
     
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  29. Sky_Klokwork
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    Sky_Klokwork Well-Known Member Staff Member JailBreak Mod

    I’m gonna in on this cause why not?
    54.being useless
    55.doing anything butplaying tf2
    56. People who are asses
    57. Computer crashing
    58. Any form of math
    60. People who think they’re smart,but just end up make themselves look like and idiot in the process
     
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