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  1. Starlight
    Starlight
    Why is everyone and the servers dead?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      School. And jobs.
      Oct 12, 2019 at 10:06 PM
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      And fortnite, but that just died too sooo
      Oct 14, 2019 at 9:24 AM
  2. Optimist
    Optimist
    I should probably start playing TF2 again. It’s been a thought of mine for a while now.
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  3. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Face can on my steam. Face reveal if anyone wants to see lol. @KyptoKlutz twitch.tv
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      It’s already on YouTube
      Oct 8, 2019
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Oh lol well there you go
      Oct 8, 2019
  4. Starlight
    Starlight
    I so want falcon to write another abridged story
  5. Optimist
    Optimist
    They always say, “Hey Tom, can you cover for me?” But when Tommy asks, they’re always busy.
  6. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m so sick of working at Burger King.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  7. Starlight
    Starlight
    You get what you give
  8. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Batman Arkham city is free on epic games and a few other batman games
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  9. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye DoctorDingDong
    Happy Birthday DingDong! You probably won’t read this for a long while, but I hope you know you are being thought of on your special day!
    1. Optimist likes this.
  10. Optimist
    Optimist
    Why you’re a Uncle Fucker I must say, well you fucked your Uncle yesterday!
  11. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Bruh college has taken over my life.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      welcome to senior year
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Jr year did the same. Got 5 hours of homework a day lol
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  12. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m 17 now. Weird to think I was just 14 when I started playing with all of you. Happy Birthday to me.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  13. Starlight
    Starlight
    Congrats to me on 200
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      nice triple digits
      Aug 30, 2019
      tommyguns712 likes this.
    2. tommyguns712
      tommyguns712
      We all knew it was gonna happen, but not know who was going to do it :)
      Aug 30, 2019
  14. Optimist
    Optimist
    Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      You bastards!
      Aug 24, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  15. Starlight
    Starlight
    Im back on my main computer
    1. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Welcome back
      Aug 23, 2019
  16. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Imagine watching a show for 5 season then to watch all the main characters die. Wouldn't be me
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      He lives
      Aug 21, 2019
  17. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Registering for college is rocket science
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. GreasyWombat
      GreasyWombat
      Damn right
      Aug 19, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    3. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Good luck my guy
      Aug 20, 2019
  18. Optimist
    Optimist
    this a number one champion sound, yeah estelle we about to get down
  19. wing
    wing
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Pog
      Aug 12, 2019
      wing and Optimist like this.
  20. Optimist
    Optimist
    no i refuse to buy gta 5 online shark cards, stop asking
    1. Mango Puree and RedTF2 like this.
  21. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    Stay classy Idleserver. See y'all in a quick two!
  22. Optimist
    Optimist
    i’m looking for a girl i can fuck in my hummer truck, apple bottom jeans and a big ole sun
    1. Mango Puree likes this.
  23. Optimist
    Optimist
    Optimist for moderator 2020?
    1. Mango Puree and Hepodix♦ like this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Sure but you'll have to apply in 2012 if you want mod in 2020
      Jul 12, 2019
      Optimist and RedTF2 like this.
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      Touché.
      Jul 15, 2019
    4. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      if its not too late i'd like to vouch bc optimist being mod is my wet dream
      Aug 13, 2019
  24. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Out of town for 4th see you all Sunday
  25. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    *updates status*
    1. King dedeDuckHunt and RedTF2 like this.
    2. King dedeDuckHunt
      Jul 1, 2019
  26. Optimist
    Optimist
    The Raptors won the NBA Finals. Someone pass me a box of tissues, because I think I’m gonna cry.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      That’s why you always go with the left when it comes to games.
      Jun 14, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  27. Optimist
    Optimist
    Johnny said, “Devil come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”
    1. DoctorDingDong and Sky_Klokwork like this.
  28. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    Hey guys exams started today for me! You know what that means? crying. hours of crying
    1. Hepodix♦ and Feminine Bill Nye like this.
  29. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    New map. Might bring new people to our server :P
  30. Optimist
    Optimist
    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      Everywhere you go
      May 21, 2019
  31. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I'm in the process of moving so I wont be as available for about 2 weeks. Im Living in 2 places atm.
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      After may 31st I'll be more available
      May 21, 2019
  32. Starlight
    Starlight
    Who got stardew valley
  33. Starlight
    Starlight
    Sponge meh bob I have over severely dosed ketamine on Die and I am
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      kinda cruinge
      May 19, 2019
  34. KyptoKlutz
    1. Starlight
      May 5, 2019
    2. KyptoKlutz
      May 5, 2019
  35. Optimist
    Optimist
    On your left.
  36. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    does anyone actually plays osu here?
    1. Lunar
      Lunar
      Aye I do IGN: Shinereno Tablet player btw also play Mania
      Apr 24, 2019
      MrSoupCan likes this.
  37. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    пицца без костей
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      ok
      Apr 20, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
    2. Optimist
      Apr 22, 2019
  38. Starlight
    Starlight
    I am a dog
  39. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’ve been doing all this running around and one day, you wake up one day, and your legs. They just give, and you just can't run anymore.
    1. gamer
      gamer
      sounds like you lost your left nut bro
      Apr 16, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  40. Optimist
    Optimist
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
  41. Starlight
    Starlight
    Yo it's spring break where is everyone?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      I don’t have spring break until April
      Mar 19, 2019
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      Okay you got a fucked school m8
      LIKE RIP
      Mar 22, 2019
  42. Optimist
    Optimist
    I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.
    1. Arcane
      Arcane
      It's easily argued that time spent being enjoyed is hardly a waste
      Mar 22, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  43. Starlight
    Starlight
    Ay I got hepatitus C and 3 nutsacks I don't know if I should stop eating bowls or should I eat silverware instead?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mar 18, 2019
  44. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Finally got my PC set up And I am excited to play tf2 again
    1. wing, Starlight and Mellow Yellow like this.
    2. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      Welcome back
      Mar 11, 2019
    3. Starlight
      Starlight
      Yes come back to hell with us
      Mar 11, 2019
    4. gamer
      gamer
      biddy spaghetti don’t go back! it’s a war zone!
      Mar 13, 2019
  45. Optimist
    Optimist
    Wanna throw hands bro?
    1. gamer
      gamer
      Square up my NIce friend
      Mar 5, 2019
  46. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Arcane
    Happy Birthday Arc! Hope you had a great one! :)
    1. Arcane
      Arcane
      Heh, thank you. I really didn't expect anything on here.
      Feb 25, 2019
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  47. Optimist
    Optimist
    A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.
  48. Starlight
    Starlight
    I fell from space not heaven
  49. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    quote time "dreams are just motivators for normal people to do great things"
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      So I should go get laid for having a wet dream huh
      Feb 17, 2019
  50. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    "Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It was my grandpa
      Feb 11, 2019
  51. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I have strep throat, I'm losing my voice a bit.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Get well soon good sir. Hope you are doing better
      Feb 11, 2019
  52. Optimist
    Optimist
    Tell ‘em to make it count.
  53. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    do you want to commit not breath?
    1. gamer
      gamer
      why commit not breath when you can commit not alive
      Jan 25, 2019
    2. a pile of eevee
      a pile of eevee
      yo mama
      Jan 27, 2019
  54. Doc Holiday Punch
    Doc Holiday Punch wing
    *squints*
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    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It must be an impersonator! (Joke)
      Jan 24, 2019
    3. MrSoupCan
      MrSoupCan
      I deadass read it as squirt, need to clear my mind first
      Jan 25, 2019
      gamer likes this.
    4. gamer
      gamer
      Jan 25, 2019
  55. FiregearsX
    FiregearsX RedTF2
    Thx for bumping in my place since idk why it won’t let me.
    1. gamer
      gamer
      its a glitch, it happened to me for the first few weeks but i got wing to fix it for me
      Jan 24, 2019
    2. FiregearsX
      FiregearsX
      I’d like him to fix mine but that’s if he ever gets on.
      Jan 25, 2019
  56. Optimist
    Optimist
    Doctor Bright is not allowed to post memetic hazards to forums on the internet. Except maybe 4chan. He’d be doing the gene pool a favor.
  57. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Zaeed Massani
    The Big 20! Happy B-Day Zaeed hope you're havin a good one!
  58. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Very grateful to be mod. Thank you to all my supporters, and @Nightly for training me. I will help keep the servers fair to my best ability!
    1. gamer
      gamer
      at least be better than qmine
      Jan 21, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      Don’t disappoint me
      Jan 22, 2019
      gamer likes this.
    3. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      *disappoints optimist* XD
      Jan 22, 2019
  59. Starlight
    Starlight
    What is the first season?
  60. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I work from 7 am to 5 pm. I feel ded inside
  61. Optimist
  62. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    I just shot a bank and now i am a lvl. 35 Boss
    1. Optimist likes this.
  63. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Sky_Klokwork
    Is my Klok working? Because it says it’s time for someone's birthday! Lol Happy B-Day Sky!
    1. Sky_Klokwork
      Sky_Klokwork
      Thank you i'm having a good birthday so far
      Jan 7, 2019
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  64. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I'm gambling tomorrow wish me luck
  65. Optimist
    Optimist
    In this world, you crank that Soujia Boy or that Soujia Boy cranks you.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  66. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    Hit or Miss But I'm already Tracer
  67. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    if you're single does that make you a singularity?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      because most people arent sad lonely retards
      Dec 29, 2018
  68. Optimist
    Optimist
    Who’s next? I’m ready! How ‘bout you?!
  69. Starlight
    Starlight
    Update: My girlfriend and I are still together!
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    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Edit: raise your hand if you give a shit
      Dec 27, 2018
    3. Dirt Savage
      Dirt Savage
      NANI?
      Dec 27, 2018
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      Congratulations
      Dec 27, 2018
      Starlight likes this.
  70. Optimist
    Optimist
    New discord, Emile#0004.
  71. Optimist
    Optimist KyptoKlutz
    Happy belated Birthday!
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Thank you :D
      Dec 26, 2018
      Optimist likes this.
  72. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    Merry Christmas everybody!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
  73. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye KyptoKlutz
    Happy merry birthday to you Kypto! Hope you have a jolly b day! ;)
    1. DoctorDingDong and KyptoKlutz like this.
  74. gamer
    gamer KyptoKlutz
    wOaH hOw dId yOu tUrN 18, Happy Birthday big fella
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Thanks ma dude
      Dec 25, 2018
  75. Optimist
    Optimist
    Merry Christmas Idlefamily!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      You’re a day early and it’s “happy holidays”
      Dec 24, 2018
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    3. Optimist
      Dec 26, 2018
  76. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I'm out of town. Probably won't be on till January sometime, unless I get access through another computer :D Merry Christmas!
    1. Festive Michael Rosen
      Festive Michael Rosen
      !givemod KyptoKlutz
      Dec 23, 2018
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  77. Optimist
    Optimist
    Your body, your armor, all burned and turned to glass. Everything...except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
    1. gamer
      gamer
      k let’s rebuild my soul
      Dec 19, 2018
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      ur epic and sumply v funy haha
      Dec 19, 2018
  78. Starlight
    Starlight
    I am alive for once
    1. The God of Obby Himself
      The God of Obby Himself
      No need to lie there buddy
      Dec 22, 2018
      Mellow Yellow and tommyguns712 like this.
  79. Optimist
    Optimist
    You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  80. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    All these people are putting festive in their names...they're lame -Festive Kyptoklutz
    1. gamer
      gamer
      good thing for me i’m not festive - Christmas gamer
      Dec 12, 2018
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  81. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    You frickin' moron you have been sent to the Flex World
    1. gamer
      gamer
      reported for too much flex on me
      Dec 11, 2018
  82. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I'm rich!!! In 8 ball pool :3
  83. Optimist
    Optimist
    You’re unbanned from free ham-sandwich day!
  84. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    wow, I got p2p on tf2, well, time to quit tf2
    1. gamer
      gamer
      Oh your quitting? no problem, just give me all your stuff
      Nov 29, 2018
  85. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    My computer is more trash then a free to play's aim.
    1. DoctorDingDong likes this.
  86. Optimist
    Optimist
    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!