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  1. dweeb
    dweeb
    so... idleserver is just considered dead now?
    1. KyptoKlutz
      Feb 27, 2020 at 12:22 AM
      dweeb likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      I'll prolly try to get on this saturday or sunday
      Feb 27, 2020 at 12:22 AM
  2. Optimist
    Optimist
    Been playing a new game with a new community. After 2 months I’m admin. 3 years later here and.. it’s moreso a surprise I’m not banned.
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    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      I play in random bursts. Sometimes I’ll play everyday for a couple months. Sometimes I’ll play for a week and drop it again. It gets boring. Jailbreak is the same everytime.
      Feb 21, 2020
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      There’s also not been really anything interesting happening in the community either, which is another reason I’ve stopped. Most discords and the forums are dead.
      Feb 21, 2020
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      Winter break killed Idleserver
      Feb 22, 2020
  3. dweeb
    dweeb
    give me your unpopular jailbreak opinions
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    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Feb 9, 2020
      Optimist, Starlight and dweeb like this.
    3. dweeb
      dweeb
      DAMN
      Feb 9, 2020
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      I didn't think someone could outdo it, but hats off to you Meliodas.
      Feb 12, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
  4. Starlight
    Starlight
    servers completely dead to
  5. Optimist
    Optimist
    I really have been spending all this time playing TF2 jail roleplay instead of actually trying to get good at TF2
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      it's never too late to get better at tf2
      Jan 27, 2020
      King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    3. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      I'm actually good at tf2, even tho most my hours are on jailbreak
      Jan 30, 2020
    4. dweeb
      dweeb
      can confirm this.... dont mge him
      Jan 30, 2020
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  6. Starlight
    Starlight
    bruh forums more dead than my social and romantic life combined where is everyone
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    2. Papa
      Papa
      No need for these "internet bitches" when I got your mom! Gottem!

      Papa out!
      Jan 27, 2020
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      I assume you found my Mom because you have so much free time! It’s not like you’re mod! Oh wait! You aren’t!

      Optimist out!
      Jan 31, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      11 DOWNVOTES LMFAOO
      Jan 31, 2020
  7. dweeb
    dweeb
    i'd kill for an all class cat cosmetic similar to the sledder's sidekick
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    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      no
      Jan 9, 2020
    3. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      TF2 does have the "Catastrophic Companions" cosmetic. Its kinda similar. Just outrageously expensive.
      Jan 15, 2020
    4. dweeb
      dweeb
      the main problem i have with that cosmetic is that theres multiple cats and of course the price
      Jan 16, 2020
  8. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    I just chilling like a villian >:)
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      Chillin like a fool in a swimming pool
      Dec 31, 2019
  9. dweeb
    dweeb
    if i had the chance i'd curbstomp the shit out of people that use scripts/hacks
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      The thought of a curb stomp actually makes me cringe lol
      Dec 29, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
  10. Optimist
    Optimist
    I wish you all a Merry Christmas! Here’s to another! And see you all in 2020!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
  11. Starlight
    Starlight
    MERRY CHRISTMAS
  12. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Mistake: leaving my computer at home when I left town for Christmas
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      shame
      on
      Y O U
      Dec 24, 2019
  13. dweeb
    dweeb
    seems like the community has been getting smaller as of late.
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It's just a time of year when family takes priority
      Dec 23, 2019
      King dedeDuckHunt and RedTF2 like this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      True but this christmas has hit hard I remember when we had a full server 1 around this time
      Dec 23, 2019
  14. Starlight
    Starlight
    Servers so inactive lately
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Whenever I want to get on theres no one on lol
      Dec 20, 2019
  15. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Said it almost two years ago and I will say it again you should watch "The Magician" on Netflix it's pretty great
  16. Optimist
    Optimist
    I want a new computer for Christmas. Maybe I’d have one If I didn’t always spend my money on silly shit
  17. Starlight
    Starlight
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart then the very next day you gave it away
    1. dweeb
      dweeb
      ok
      Dec 14, 2019
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      This year to save me from tears I gave it to someone special
      Dec 16, 2019
  18. Undercover Bip
    Undercover Bip wing
    Can i be whitelisted on the mc server my usename is UndercoverBip
  19. dweeb
    dweeb
    I almost have enough cash to upgrade my PC
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      nice
      Dec 12, 2019
  20. Starlight
    Starlight
    Bouta be christmas time also I had my birthday
  21. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    What's your most wanted christmas present as of now
    1. dweeb likes this.
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    3. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Weird flex I have the shure sm7b 400 dollar mic
      Dec 6, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      The sr 71 lockheed black bird a long range reconnaissance aircraft speeds capable of mach 3 and an altitude of 85,00 feet
      Dec 7, 2019
    5. Optimist
      Optimist
      A new fucking computer. I’ve been playing on the same ASUS laptop for the past 5 years.
      Dec 16, 2019
  22. dweeb
    dweeb
    "An issue with your computer is blocking the VAC system. You cannot play on secure servers." Guess they got me lol
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Verify integrity of files
      Dec 1, 2019
      Starlight, dweeb and Optimist like this.
  23. Optimist
    Optimist
    stayed up till 5 am playing jb while being called a furry, gay, and bad at TF2. stay classy idleserver
    1. Starlight and RedTF2 like this.
  24. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Idleserver Just as I left it :)
  25. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Six flags tommorow and Sunday. I'm hyped
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Wouldn't be hype for me. I get nauseous on everything lol
      Nov 30, 2019
  26. Starlight
    Starlight
    Happy thanks giving and can someone tell me where skeletor is
    1. dweeb likes this.
  27. Optimist
    Optimist
    Happy Thanksgiving Idlefamily. I’m thankful for the years we’ve shared together, and your hospitality.
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      you too
      Nov 28, 2019
  28. dweeb
    dweeb
    eat turkey and consume products that are 60% off
  29. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    My teacher assigned a test for when we get back from break...lovely
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      good luck loser
      Nov 27, 2019
  30. Optimist
    Optimist
    Logged into Jailbreak for the first time in months, how do you still play this shit?
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    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      You play with a jet engine, a vacuum, and most importantly a Mexican family in the background of your mic.
      Nov 25, 2019
    3. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      fingers n toes,,,,
      Nov 26, 2019
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      toes and finger,,,,,
      Nov 26, 2019
  31. Starlight
    Starlight
    Go to the waypoint
  32. dweeb
    dweeb
    New Pokemon is pretty good.
  33. Optimist
    Optimist
    Enjoy your Thanksgiving break.
    1. Starlight likes this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      You to man
      Nov 20, 2019
  34. Build_x
    Build_x
    i'm just a retarded 15 year old kid
    1. KyptoKlutz
      Nov 20, 2019
    2. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      K
      Nov 20, 2019
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      “I only did it today and yesterday as a joke for 100$ from a friend. My family is struggling with money atm and I would do anything for it. I'd even get myself arrested just to get my family money. If someone else did it any other day, than some kid faked an account with my name. If that vote counter gets to 10 votes yes, I will personally ban myself from this server and quit TF2,”
      Nov 22, 2019
  35. Build_x
    Build_x
    hitler innocent
  36. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    One Piece is best anime.
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    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      Samurai Champloo is better.
      Nov 19, 2019
    3. Starlight
      Starlight
      Full Metal Alchemist is better
      Nov 19, 2019
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      mha fans arguing over who the hottest underage girl is
      Nov 19, 2019
      Starlight and WBiddy like this.
  37. Optimist
    Optimist
    keeping it 300 like the romans
    1. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      :)
      Nov 14, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  38. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Okay, boomer.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Okay, burger.
      Nov 7, 2019
  39. Starlight
    Starlight
    Oh my god oh my god oh my god I am skinny heavy
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      Stop spamming profile posts
      Nov 2, 2019
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      please shut the fuck up
      Nov 4, 2019
      RedTF2 likes this.
  40. Starlight
    Starlight
    Bruh what the fuck why are the british trying to kill us
  41. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Can someone send me the idle server discord group please thanks :)
    1. J Triggs
    2. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Thank you
      Nov 2, 2019
  42. Starlight
    Starlight
    Time to sink my teeth into something good
  43. dweeb
    dweeb
    Looks like I got my pc working again.
    1. RedTF2 likes this.
  44. Optimist
    Optimist
    Although you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver, for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller. Happy Halloween.
  45. Starlight
    Starlight
    Im seeing some old faces around here now
  46. Starlight
    Starlight
    Sorry regnam I was wrong about what happened
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      damn straight
      Oct 18, 2019
  47. Starlight
    Starlight
    Why is everyone and the servers dead?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      School. And jobs.
      Oct 12, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      And fortnite, but that just died too sooo
      Oct 14, 2019
  48. dweeb
    dweeb
    im not a dweeb. im just a sucker with a low self esteem
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      Oct 15, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
  49. Optimist
    Optimist
    I should probably start playing TF2 again. It’s been a thought of mine for a while now.
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  50. dweeb
    dweeb
    just posting something on here so i dont seem inactive
  51. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Face cam on my stream. Face reveal if anyone wants to see lol. @KyptoKlutz twitch.tv
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      It’s already on YouTube
      Oct 8, 2019
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Oh lol well there you go
      Oct 8, 2019
  52. Starlight
    Starlight
    I so want falcon to write another abridged story
    1. Falcon
      Falcon
      no
      Nov 8, 2019
  53. Optimist
    Optimist
    They always say, “Hey Tom, can you cover for me?” But when Tommy asks, they’re always busy.
  54. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m so sick of working at Burger King.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  55. Starlight
    Starlight
    You get what you give
  56. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Batman Arkham city is free on epic games and a few other batman games
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  57. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye DoctorDingDong
    Happy Birthday DingDong! You probably won’t read this for a long while, but I hope you know you are being thought of on your special day!
    1. Optimist likes this.
  58. Optimist
    Optimist
    Why you’re a Uncle Fucker I must say, well you fucked your Uncle yesterday!
  59. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Bruh college has taken over my life.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      welcome to senior year
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Jr year did the same. Got 5 hours of homework a day lol
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  60. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m 17 now. Weird to think I was just 14 when I started playing with all of you. Happy Birthday to me.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  61. Starlight
    Starlight
    Congrats to me on 200
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      nice triple digits
      Aug 30, 2019
      tommyguns712 likes this.
    2. tommyguns712
      tommyguns712
      We all knew it was gonna happen, but not know who was going to do it :)
      Aug 30, 2019
  62. Optimist
    Optimist
    Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      You bastards!
      Aug 24, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  63. Starlight
    Starlight
    Im back on my main computer
    1. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Welcome back
      Aug 23, 2019
  64. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Imagine watching a show for 5 season then to watch all the main characters die. Wouldn't be me
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      He lives
      Aug 21, 2019
  65. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Registering for college is rocket science
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. GreasyWombat
      GreasyWombat
      Damn right
      Aug 19, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    3. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Good luck my guy
      Aug 20, 2019
  66. Optimist
    Optimist
    this a number one champion sound, yeah estelle we about to get down
  67. wing
    wing
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Pog
      Aug 12, 2019
      wing and Optimist like this.
  68. Optimist
    Optimist
    no i refuse to buy gta 5 online shark cards, stop asking
    1. Mango Puree and RedTF2 like this.
  69. DoctorDingDong
    DoctorDingDong
    Stay classy Idleserver. See y'all in a quick two!
  70. Optimist
    Optimist
    i’m looking for a girl i can fuck in my hummer truck, apple bottom jeans and a big ole sun
    1. Mango Puree likes this.
  71. Optimist
    Optimist
    Optimist for moderator 2020?
    1. Mango Puree and Hepodix♦ like this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Sure but you'll have to apply in 2012 if you want mod in 2020
      Jul 12, 2019
      Optimist and RedTF2 like this.
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      Touché.
      Jul 15, 2019
    4. Mango Puree
      Mango Puree
      if its not too late i'd like to vouch bc optimist being mod is my wet dream
      Aug 13, 2019
  72. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Out of town for 4th see you all Sunday
  73. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    *updates status*
    1. King dedeDuckHunt and RedTF2 like this.
    2. King dedeDuckHunt
      Jul 1, 2019
  74. Optimist
    Optimist
    The Raptors won the NBA Finals. Someone pass me a box of tissues, because I think I’m gonna cry.
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      That’s why you always go with the left when it comes to games.
      Jun 14, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  75. Optimist
    Optimist
    Johnny said, “Devil come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”
    1. DoctorDingDong and Sky_Klokwork like this.
  76. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    Hey guys exams started today for me! You know what that means? crying. hours of crying
    1. Hepodix♦ and Feminine Bill Nye like this.
  77. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    New map. Might bring new people to our server :P
  78. Optimist
    Optimist
    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      Everywhere you go
      May 21, 2019
  79. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I'm in the process of moving so I wont be as available for about 2 weeks. Im Living in 2 places atm.
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      After may 31st I'll be more available
      May 21, 2019
  80. Starlight
    Starlight
    Who got stardew valley
  81. Starlight
    Starlight
    Sponge meh bob I have over severely dosed ketamine on Die and I am
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      kinda cruinge
      May 19, 2019
  82. KyptoKlutz
    1. Starlight
      May 5, 2019
    2. KyptoKlutz
      May 5, 2019
  83. Optimist
    Optimist
    On your left.
  84. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    does anyone actually plays osu here?
    1. Lunar
      Lunar
      Aye I do IGN: Shinereno Tablet player btw also play Mania
      Apr 24, 2019
      MrSoupCan likes this.
  85. MrSoupCan
    MrSoupCan
    пицца без костей
    1. RedTF2
      RedTF2
      ok
      Apr 20, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
    2. Optimist
      Apr 22, 2019
  86. Starlight
    Starlight
    I am a dog
  87. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’ve been doing all this running around and one day, you wake up one day, and your legs. They just give, and you just can't run anymore.
    1. gamer
      gamer
      sounds like you lost your left nut bro
      Apr 16, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  88. Optimist
    Optimist
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
  89. Starlight
    Starlight
    Yo it's spring break where is everyone?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      I don’t have spring break until April
      Mar 19, 2019
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      Okay you got a fucked school m8
      LIKE RIP
      Mar 22, 2019
  90. Optimist
    Optimist
    I played Minecraft for 11 hours with a friend from school yesterday. She and I agree it was a huge waste of time.
    1. Arcane
      Arcane
      It's easily argued that time spent being enjoyed is hardly a waste
      Mar 22, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  91. Starlight
    Starlight
    Ay I got hepatitus C and 3 nutsacks I don't know if I should stop eating bowls or should I eat silverware instead?
    1. Mellow Yellow
      Mar 18, 2019
  92. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Finally got my PC set up And I am excited to play tf2 again
    1. wing, Starlight and Mellow Yellow like this.
    2. Mellow Yellow
      Mellow Yellow
      Welcome back
      Mar 11, 2019
    3. Starlight
      Starlight
      Yes come back to hell with us
      Mar 11, 2019
    4. gamer
      gamer
      biddy spaghetti don’t go back! it’s a war zone!
      Mar 13, 2019
  93. Optimist
    Optimist
    Wanna throw hands bro?
    1. gamer
      gamer
      Square up my NIce friend
      Mar 5, 2019
  94. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye Arcane
    Happy Birthday Arc! Hope you had a great one! :)
    1. Arcane
      Arcane
      Heh, thank you. I really didn't expect anything on here.
      Feb 25, 2019
      Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
  95. Optimist
    Optimist
    A comedian, huh? Fuck off. I have no time for your inane faggotry.
  96. Starlight
    Starlight
    I fell from space not heaven
  97. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    quote time "dreams are just motivators for normal people to do great things"
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      So I should go get laid for having a wet dream huh
      Feb 17, 2019
  98. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    "Dragonborn huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It was my grandpa
      Feb 11, 2019
  99. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    I have strep throat, I'm losing my voice a bit.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Get well soon good sir. Hope you are doing better
      Feb 11, 2019
  100. Optimist
    Optimist
    Tell ‘em to make it count.