New Profile Posts

  1. Optimist
    Optimist
    Well. Maybe idle is dead. At least I got mod.
    1. dweeb likes this.
    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      welcome to the circlejerk my friend
      Sep 12, 2020
    3. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Same
      Sep 12, 2020
    4. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      pentagon jerk now
      Sep 13, 2020
  2. dweeb
    dweeb
    im joining the jailbreak is dead circlejerk
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Not so much a circle but more a triangle, were willing to make it a square tho. Welcome
      Aug 18, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
  3. Optimist
    Optimist
    morons on their way to make the monthly idle is dead post
    1. WBiddy likes this.
  4. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    back on the top baby
    1. Kimmel likes this.
  5. dweeb
    dweeb
    honestly surprised the servers are still up
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
  6. Sky_Klokwork
    Sky_Klokwork
    I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts
  7. Optimist
    Optimist
    follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Sonic adventure 2 battle vibes
      Jul 5, 2020
  8. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Anyone own an apex pro keyboard? I'm getting one soon and want to know what you set your actuations to
  9. Starlight
    Starlight
    You got to move it move it you got to move it move it
  10. Optimist
    Optimist
    that’s just the way it is, some things will never change
  11. Starlight
    Starlight
    Im not Wbiddy guys, I am just an idiot
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      didnt laugh
      Jun 11, 2020
  12. Starlight
    Starlight
    Dude above me is not Wbiddy
  13. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Dude below me is stupid
  14. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    My face is swearing from this dumba** mask that I have to wear.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Don't you just hate it when your face starts swearing.
      Jun 9, 2020
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. gamer
      gamer
      good thing i havent left my house in 3 months
      Jun 9, 2020
  15. Optimist
    Optimist
    Our victory - your victory - was so close... I wish you could have lived to see it.
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Don't worry i'm still alive :)
      Jun 5, 2020
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      sadly
      Jun 6, 2020
  16. Starlight
    Starlight
    Damn regnam straight up just denied my mod app how rude I had loads of support
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      just the way of the road
      Jun 5, 2020
  17. Optimist
    Optimist
    Let's play another game, this time I get to win! Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, Let's begin!
  18. Starlight
  19. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    d
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      That GTA V is free at the Epic games store
      May 21, 2020
    2. gamer
      gamer
      d
      May 22, 2020
  20. Optimist
    Optimist
    exercise your right to work it out
  21. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Walking the dog!!!
    1. Ghastol
      Ghastol
      downtown chicago
      May 11, 2020
      WBiddy likes this.
  22. Optimist
    Optimist
    One Down Death Sentence Bank Heist
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    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      starlight when we play and he’s level 73 but tries to tell me, level 1089 what to do
      May 12, 2020
    3. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      wouldn't be level 1089 if you didn't cheat, get yo sexy ass outta here....uhhh i meant dumbass
      May 13, 2020
      Optimist likes this.
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      even if i hadnt cheated id be level 900
      May 13, 2020
  23. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    e
    1. Ghastol
      Ghastol
      fax
      May 9, 2020
  24. Starlight
    Starlight
    I need a medpack!
  25. dweeb
  26. Starlight
    Starlight
    Pog champ roblox map
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      can't wait to never play it and only play minecraf_DYNF and space jail
      May 5, 2020
      Optimist likes this.
  27. Optimist
    Optimist
    Freekill Bot Going Online in 3.... 2... 1 hahhahdhshwiwowks i am now freekilling!!!!
    1. DoctorDingDong likes this.
    2. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      Hi now freekilling, im Bill :)
      Apr 28, 2020
      DoctorDingDong likes this.
  28. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    i am literally the most insane TF2Ware player i have ever seen
    1. Optimist likes this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      Shut up nightfall
      Apr 28, 2020
  29. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Late Night feels :(
    1. gamer
      gamer
      on the toilet
      Apr 25, 2020
  30. dweeb
    dweeb
    too many people are applying for mod now imo
    1. regnam and Optimist like this.
  31. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    DoctorDingDong is online
    1. DoctorDingDong and WBiddy like this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      We know
      Apr 17, 2020
    3. DoctorDingDong
      DoctorDingDong
      Uh oh, I've been compromised! Just kidding...yeah I'm back for a little while. Check out the profile for info :)
      Apr 19, 2020
      Feminine Bill Nye and KyptoKlutz like this.
    4. Feminine Bill Nye
      Apr 22, 2020
  32. Optimist
    Optimist
    "You were good son. Damn good. Maybe even the best."
    1. King dedeDuckHunt and Starlight like this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      Rest in peace Rick May "Godspeed, you magnificent bastard."
      Apr 14, 2020
  33. Optimist
  34. TheAwesomeScales180
    TheAwesomeScales180
    this account is dead, if ur a mod pls deleteeeee
  35. Optimist
    1. Starlight
      Apr 7, 2020
  36. dweeb
  37. Optimist
    Optimist
    Stupid idleserver! You made me look bad!
  38. WBiddy
  39. Starlight
    Starlight
    New map, but at what cost?
  40. dweeb
    dweeb
    so... idleserver is just considered dead now?
    1. KyptoKlutz
      Feb 27, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      I'll prolly try to get on this saturday or sunday
      Feb 27, 2020
  41. Optimist
    Optimist
    Been playing a new game with a new community. After 2 months I’m admin. 3 years later here and.. it’s moreso a surprise I’m not banned.
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    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      I play in random bursts. Sometimes I’ll play everyday for a couple months. Sometimes I’ll play for a week and drop it again. It gets boring. Jailbreak is the same everytime.
      Feb 21, 2020
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      There’s also not been really anything interesting happening in the community either, which is another reason I’ve stopped. Most discords and the forums are dead.
      Feb 21, 2020
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      Winter break killed Idleserver
      Feb 22, 2020
  42. dweeb
    dweeb
    give me your unpopular jailbreak opinions
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    2. Captain Meliodas
      Captain Meliodas
      Feb 9, 2020
      Optimist, Starlight and dweeb like this.
    3. dweeb
      dweeb
      DAMN
      Feb 9, 2020
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      I didn't think someone could outdo it, but hats off to you Meliodas.
      Feb 12, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
  43. Starlight
    Starlight
    servers completely dead to
  44. Optimist
    Optimist
    I really have been spending all this time playing TF2 jail roleplay instead of actually trying to get good at TF2
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      it's never too late to get better at tf2
      Jan 27, 2020
      King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
    3. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      I'm actually good at tf2, even tho most my hours are on jailbreak
      Jan 30, 2020
    4. dweeb
      dweeb
      can confirm this.... dont mge him
      Jan 30, 2020
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  45. Starlight
    Starlight
    bruh forums more dead than my social and romantic life combined where is everyone
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Papa
      Papa
      No need for these "internet bitches" when I got your mom! Gottem!

      Papa out!
      Jan 27, 2020
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      I assume you found my Mom because you have so much free time! It’s not like you’re mod! Oh wait! You aren’t!

      Optimist out!
      Jan 31, 2020
      dweeb likes this.
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      11 DOWNVOTES LMFAOO
      Jan 31, 2020
  46. dweeb
    dweeb
    i'd kill for an all class cat cosmetic similar to the sledder's sidekick
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    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      no
      Jan 9, 2020
    3. Feminine Bill Nye
      Feminine Bill Nye
      TF2 does have the "Catastrophic Companions" cosmetic. Its kinda similar. Just outrageously expensive.
      Jan 15, 2020
    4. dweeb
      dweeb
      the main problem i have with that cosmetic is that theres multiple cats and of course the price
      Jan 16, 2020
  47. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    I just chilling like a villian >:)
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      Chillin like a fool in a swimming pool
      Dec 31, 2019
  48. dweeb
    dweeb
    if i had the chance i'd curbstomp the shit out of people that use scripts/hacks
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      The thought of a curb stomp actually makes me cringe lol
      Dec 29, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
  49. Optimist
    Optimist
    I wish you all a Merry Christmas! Here’s to another! And see you all in 2020!
    1. KyptoKlutz likes this.
  50. Starlight
    Starlight
    MERRY CHRISTMAS
  51. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Mistake: leaving my computer at home when I left town for Christmas
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      shame
      on
      Y O U
      Dec 24, 2019
  52. dweeb
    dweeb
    seems like the community has been getting smaller as of late.
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      It's just a time of year when family takes priority
      Dec 23, 2019
      King dedeDuckHunt and regnam like this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      True but this christmas has hit hard I remember when we had a full server 1 around this time
      Dec 23, 2019
  53. Starlight
    Starlight
    Servers so inactive lately
    1. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Whenever I want to get on theres no one on lol
      Dec 20, 2019
  54. Optimist
    Optimist
    I want a new computer for Christmas. Maybe I’d have one If I didn’t always spend my money on silly shit
  55. Starlight
    Starlight
    Last Christmas I gave you my heart then the very next day you gave it away
    1. dweeb
      dweeb
      ok
      Dec 14, 2019
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      This year to save me from tears I gave it to someone special
      Dec 16, 2019
  56. Undercover Bip
    Undercover Bip wing
    Can i be whitelisted on the mc server my usename is UndercoverBip
  57. dweeb
    dweeb
    I almost have enough cash to upgrade my PC
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      nice
      Dec 12, 2019
  58. Starlight
    Starlight
    Bouta be christmas time also I had my birthday
  59. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    What's your most wanted christmas present as of now
    1. dweeb likes this.
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    3. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Weird flex I have the shure sm7b 400 dollar mic
      Dec 6, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
    4. Starlight
      Starlight
      The sr 71 lockheed black bird a long range reconnaissance aircraft speeds capable of mach 3 and an altitude of 85,00 feet
      Dec 7, 2019
    5. Optimist
      Optimist
      A new fucking computer. I’ve been playing on the same ASUS laptop for the past 5 years.
      Dec 16, 2019
  60. dweeb
    dweeb
    "An issue with your computer is blocking the VAC system. You cannot play on secure servers." Guess they got me lol
    1. regnam
      regnam
      Verify integrity of files
      Dec 1, 2019
      Starlight, dweeb and Optimist like this.
  61. Optimist
    Optimist
    stayed up till 5 am playing jb while being called a furry, gay, and bad at TF2. stay classy idleserver
    1. Starlight and regnam like this.
  62. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Idleserver Just as I left it :)
  63. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Six flags tommorow and Sunday. I'm hyped
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Wouldn't be hype for me. I get nauseous on everything lol
      Nov 30, 2019
  64. Starlight
    Starlight
    Happy thanks giving and can someone tell me where skeletor is
    1. dweeb likes this.
  65. Optimist
    Optimist
    Happy Thanksgiving Idlefamily. I’m thankful for the years we’ve shared together, and your hospitality.
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      you too
      Nov 28, 2019
  66. dweeb
    dweeb
    eat turkey and consume products that are 60% off
  67. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    My teacher assigned a test for when we get back from break...lovely
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      good luck loser
      Nov 27, 2019
  68. Optimist
    Optimist
    Logged into Jailbreak for the first time in months, how do you still play this shit?
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    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      You play with a jet engine, a vacuum, and most importantly a Mexican family in the background of your mic.
      Nov 25, 2019
    3. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      fingers n toes,,,,
      Nov 26, 2019
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      toes and finger,,,,,
      Nov 26, 2019
  69. Starlight
    Starlight
    Go to the waypoint
  70. dweeb
    dweeb
    New Pokemon is pretty good.
  71. Optimist
    Optimist
    Enjoy your Thanksgiving break.
    1. Starlight likes this.
    2. Starlight
      Starlight
      You to man
      Nov 20, 2019
  72. Build_x
    Build_x
    i'm just a retarded 15 year old kid
    1. KyptoKlutz
      Nov 20, 2019
    2. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      K
      Nov 20, 2019
    3. Optimist
      Optimist
      “I only did it today and yesterday as a joke for 100$ from a friend. My family is struggling with money atm and I would do anything for it. I'd even get myself arrested just to get my family money. If someone else did it any other day, than some kid faked an account with my name. If that vote counter gets to 10 votes yes, I will personally ban myself from this server and quit TF2,”
      Nov 22, 2019
  73. Build_x
    Build_x
    hitler innocent
  74. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    One Piece is best anime.
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    2. dweeb
      dweeb
      Samurai Champloo is better.
      Nov 19, 2019
    3. Starlight
      Starlight
      Full Metal Alchemist is better
      Nov 19, 2019
    4. Optimist
      Optimist
      mha fans arguing over who the hottest underage girl is
      Nov 19, 2019
      Starlight and WBiddy like this.
  75. Optimist
    Optimist
    keeping it 300 like the romans
    1. Kimmel
      Kimmel
      :)
      Nov 14, 2019
      Optimist likes this.
  76. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Okay, boomer.
    1. Feminine Bill Nye likes this.
    2. regnam
      regnam
      Okay, burger.
      Nov 7, 2019
  77. Starlight
    Starlight
    Oh my god oh my god oh my god I am skinny heavy
    1. regnam
      regnam
      Stop spamming profile posts
      Nov 2, 2019
    2. Optimist
      Optimist
      please shut the fuck up
      Nov 4, 2019
      regnam likes this.
  78. Starlight
    Starlight
    Bruh what the fuck why are the british trying to kill us
  79. WBiddy
    WBiddy
    Can someone send me the idle server discord group please thanks :)
    1. J Triggs
    2. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      Thank you
      Nov 2, 2019
  80. Starlight
    Starlight
    Time to sink my teeth into something good
  81. dweeb
    dweeb
    Looks like I got my pc working again.
    1. regnam likes this.
  82. Optimist
    Optimist
    Although you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver, for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller. Happy Halloween.
  83. Starlight
    Starlight
    Im seeing some old faces around here now
  84. Starlight
    Starlight
    Sorry regnam I was wrong about what happened
    1. regnam
      regnam
      damn straight
      Oct 18, 2019
  85. Starlight
    Starlight
    Why is everyone and the servers dead?
    1. Optimist
      Optimist
      School. And jobs.
      Oct 12, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      And fortnite, but that just died too sooo
      Oct 14, 2019
  86. dweeb
    dweeb
    im not a dweeb. im just a sucker with a low self esteem
    1. King dedeDuckHunt
      Oct 15, 2019
      dweeb likes this.
  87. Optimist
    Optimist
    I should probably start playing TF2 again. It’s been a thought of mine for a while now.
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  88. dweeb
    dweeb
    just posting something on here so i dont seem inactive
  89. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Face cam on my stream. Face reveal if anyone wants to see lol. @KyptoKlutz twitch.tv
    1. regnam
      regnam
      It’s already on YouTube
      Oct 8, 2019
    2. KyptoKlutz
      KyptoKlutz
      Oh lol well there you go
      Oct 8, 2019
  90. Starlight
    Starlight
    I so want falcon to write another abridged story
    1. Falcon
      Falcon
      no
      Nov 8, 2019
  91. Optimist
    Optimist
    They always say, “Hey Tom, can you cover for me?” But when Tommy asks, they’re always busy.
  92. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m so sick of working at Burger King.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  93. Starlight
    Starlight
    You get what you give
  94. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Batman Arkham city is free on epic games and a few other batman games
    1. tommyguns712 likes this.
  95. Feminine Bill Nye
    Feminine Bill Nye DoctorDingDong
    Happy Birthday DingDong! You probably won’t read this for a long while, but I hope you know you are being thought of on your special day!
    1. Optimist likes this.
  96. Optimist
    Optimist
    Why you’re a Uncle Fucker I must say, well you fucked your Uncle yesterday!
  97. KyptoKlutz
    KyptoKlutz
    Bruh college has taken over my life.
    1. regnam
      regnam
      welcome to senior year
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
    2. King dedeDuckHunt
      King dedeDuckHunt
      Jr year did the same. Got 5 hours of homework a day lol
      Sep 6, 2019
      KyptoKlutz likes this.
  98. Optimist
    Optimist
    I’m 17 now. Weird to think I was just 14 when I started playing with all of you. Happy Birthday to me.
    1. King dedeDuckHunt likes this.
  99. Starlight
    Starlight
    Congrats to me on 200
    1. WBiddy
      WBiddy
      nice triple digits
      Aug 30, 2019
      tommyguns712 likes this.
    2. tommyguns712
      tommyguns712
      We all knew it was gonna happen, but not know who was going to do it :)
      Aug 30, 2019
  100. Optimist
    Optimist
    Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
    1. Starlight
      Starlight
      You bastards!
      Aug 24, 2019
      Optimist likes this.